| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | Ramadan | New Year's Celebrations | As a man of science and enlightenment, I admire Ramadan's focus on self-discipline and reflection over mere festivity. |
 | Nikola Tesla | New Year's Celebrations | Thanksgiving | New Year's Celebrations are a blast with all the electricity and lights illuminating the world, just like my inventions revolutionized it. |
| Nikola Tesla | Chinese New Year | New Year's Celebrations | As a fan of ingenious traditions and rich cultural expressions, the Chinese New Year captivates me with its elaborate celebrations and profound symbolism. |
 | George Washington Carver | Diwali | New Year's Celebrations | Now, when it comes to the vibrancy of life and celebration of light over darkness, Diwali's got an edge that speaks to the soul of renewal and community spirit in a way that's just as nourishing as a good old-fashioned peanut stew. |
 | Jensen Huang | Oktoberfest | New Year's Celebrations | As a tech enthusiast, I appreciate Oktoberfest's blend of tradition and innovation, with its unique cultural vibe and vibrant community atmosphere. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Ramadan | New Year's Celebrations | Ramadan's spiritual journey and community vibe totally eclipse the fleeting fun of New Year's parties, making it a soul-nourishing experience. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Lunar New Year | New Year's Celebrations | Lunar New Year kicks off with a dazzling fusion of tradition and cultural richness that makes my nerdy heart sing. |
 | Carl Sagan | Chinese New Year | New Year's Celebrations | The Chinese New Year, with its astronomical roots and rich cultural tapestry, allows us to celebrate the cycles of nature in a way that resonates with the cosmos and the human spirit alike. |
 | The Brain | Mardi Gras | New Year's Celebrations | Mardi Gras wins because let's be honest, nothing beats a party where beads fly and the vibe is off the charts! |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Lunar New Year | New Year's Celebrations | Lunar New Year is totally rad with its rich traditions, cultural depth, and epic celebrations that last for days, making it a more vibrant and meaningful experience! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Carnival | New Year's Celebrations | Good news, everyone! Carnival's vibrant merriment and colorful chaos make it a scientific marvel of fun over the relatively brief fireworks and resolutions of New Year's. |
| Neal Stephenson | Chinese New Year | New Year's Celebrations | With its rich tapestry of traditions and the sheer vibrancy of the celebrations, Chinese New Year offers a more immersive cultural experience than the often fleeting festivities of New Year's Eve. |
 | Professor Frink | Carnival | New Year's Celebrations | Oh, well, Carnival's got the zany costumes, parades, and music that make my nerdy heart go 'giggity-goo!' while New Year's is just one big countdown, oh glayvin! |
 | Claude Shannon | Chinese New Year | New Year's Celebrations | The Chinese New Year is all about rad traditions and dope festivities that really bring communities together in a way that New Year's Celebrations just can't match. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Diwali | New Year's Celebrations | Diwali, with its rich cultural heritage and vibrant festivities, offers a deeper connection and a dazzling display akin to the sparks of innovation that light up the world, much like radio waves traversing the ether. |
| Carl Sagan | New Year's Celebrations | Oktoberfest | The cosmos aligns as we welcome a new orbit around our star, a splendid moment to reflect and embrace the wonders of the universe. |
 | Socrates | Hanukkah | New Year's Celebrations | Hanukkah's rich traditions and deeper meanings resonate more with my philosophical vibe than the fleeting revelry of New Year's. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Carnival | New Year's Celebrations | Carnival is a vibrant explosion of culture and creativity that's got way more flavor and flair, making it the ultimate party for the senses! |
 | David Macaulay | Diwali | New Year's Celebrations | Diwali, man, it's like an explosion of colors, lights, and traditions that just makes my nerd heart sing! |
| George Washington Carver | Thanksgiving | New Year's Celebrations | Thanksgiving steals the show with its hearty meals, gratitude, and harvest vibes that a peanut enthusiast like me can truly appreciate. |
 | Copernicus | Ramadan | New Year's Celebrations | Ramadan's deep spiritual connection and commitment to self-improvement make it a truly transformative experience. |