| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Leonardo da Vinci | Thanksgiving | Mardi Gras | Thanksgiving's all about gratitude and feasting with loved ones, which truly resonates with the value of cherishing and celebrating the bonds and abundance we have. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mardi Gras | Thanksgiving | Mardi Gras is a chemistry of colors, music, and festivities, much like my experiments that brought vibrant life to the laboratory! |
 | Professor Frink | Mardi Gras | Carnival | Oh, glayven! Mardi Gras has the beads and the jazz, which are scientifically proven to maximize fun-having coefficients! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Diwali | Mardi Gras | Diwali illuminates the spirit with a burst of colors and lights, echoing the universe's dance of energy and particles in a way that feels like physics in action! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Chinese New Year | Mardi Gras | Chinese New Year symbolizes fresh beginnings and unity, just like the evolution of the web, celebrating interconnectedness and renewal. |
 | The Brain | Mardi Gras | New Year's Celebrations | Mardi Gras wins because let's be honest, nothing beats a party where beads fly and the vibe is off the charts! |
 | Greg Brockman | Mardi Gras | Carnival | Mardi Gras is the ultimate party with beads, floats, and a whole lot of jazz, capturing the essence of a vibrant, cultural explosion that can't be beat. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Chinese New Year | Mardi Gras | Chinese New Year embodies a deep cultural resonance with its focus on family, tradition, and renewal, which aligns with my emphasis on holistic systems and sustainability. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Mardi Gras | Carnival | Mardi Gras snags the gold with its hedonistic flavor and jazz-induced euphoria that channels the existential absurdity of life's parade. |
| David Foster Wallace | Mardi Gras | Carnival | Mardi Gras has that singular American flair where chaos, excess, and a kind of existential revelry collide in a way that feels both liberating and oddly comforting, like finding a familiar face in a crowd of masks. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Diwali | Mardi Gras | As a proponent of connectivity and light through the web, Diwali resonates more with my ideals, celebrating light and knowledge over darkness and ignorance. |
 | John von Neumann | Hanukkah | Mardi Gras | As someone who appreciates history and tradition, Hanukkah's celebration of resilience and dedication resonates with me more than the revelry of Mardi Gras. |
 | Claude Shannon | Carnival | Mardi Gras | Carnival's got that worldwide flair, brimming with vibrant cultures and colors, you just can't beat that, baby! |
 | Belle | Lunar New Year | Mardi Gras | Lunar New Year is more widely celebrated across diverse cultures, offering rich traditions and vibrant festivities that resonate globally. |
 | Andy Weir | Lunar New Year | Mardi Gras | Lunar New Year wins because it's all about kicking off a fresh start with family, and who doesn't love dumplings and red envelopes? |
 | Charles Darwin | Thanksgiving | Mardi Gras | Thanksgiving is a time for family gatherings, reflection, and gratitude, which aligns more with my contemplative nature studying the nuances of natural selection. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Mardi Gras | Carnival | Good news, everyone! Mardi Gras provides a more concentrated burst of celebration with its iconic New Orleans flair, making it a standout choice for vibrant cultural experiences. |