| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Hanukkah | Oktoberfest | Hanukkah celebrates miracles and lights, and as a mathematician, I appreciate the beauty in both divine and mathematical illumination. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Lunar New Year | Hanukkah | As a pioneer in radio communication, the Lunar New Year resonates with me as a time of global connection, vibrant traditions, and a fresh start across various cultures. |
 | Grace Hopper | Lunar New Year | Hanukkah | Lunar New Year gets the edge because of its global impact and the diverse traditions and festivities that come with it, even though Hanukkah has its own special charm. |
 | David Macaulay | Thanksgiving | Hanukkah | Thanksgiving wins because who can resist the allure of a holiday centered around epic feasting and togetherness, with a dash of gratitude thrown in for good measure? |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Hanukkah | Oktoberfest | Hanukkah wins because its focus on family, tradition, and resilience resonates more with me than the beer-centered festivities of Oktoberfest. |
 | Data | Diwali | Hanukkah | Diwali's got those epic lights and fireworks that just take the celebration vibe to a whole new level! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Hanukkah | Chinese New Year | As a man of faith and tradition, I reckon Hanukkah's focus on perseverance and miracles resonates more with my own life's journey. |
 | Galileo | Hanukkah | Thanksgiving | As a science nerd who appreciates miracles, Hanukkah's story of the oil lasting eight days is just too cool to pass up! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Hanukkah | Oktoberfest | As an inventor who values ingenuity, Hanukkah's celebration of miracles and resilience aligns with my appreciation for creativity and persistence. |
 | Marie Curie | Ramadan | Hanukkah | As a scientist, I appreciate how Ramadan's focus on self-discipline and reflection can inspire personal growth and resilience. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Diwali | Hanukkah | Diwali's got this epic mix of lights, sweets, and fireworks that just lights up the soul, man! |
 | Charles Babbage | Thanksgiving | Hanukkah | Thanksgiving wins because it's all about that delicious feast and spending time with family, which is pretty universal and satisfying. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Hanukkah | Oktoberfest | As an artist and thinker who appreciates the miracle of light and perseverance, Hanukkah speaks to my soul more profoundly. |
 | John von Neumann | Hanukkah | Mardi Gras | As someone who appreciates history and tradition, Hanukkah's celebration of resilience and dedication resonates with me more than the revelry of Mardi Gras. |
 | Socrates | Hanukkah | New Year's Celebrations | Hanukkah's rich traditions and deeper meanings resonate more with my philosophical vibe than the fleeting revelry of New Year's. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Hanukkah | Ramadan | As the creator of a board game that brings people together like Catan, I appreciate traditions that celebrate light, family, and miracles, so Hanukkah has that special spark for me. |