| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Chinese New Year | Carnival | Chinese New Year is like the Super Bowl of cultural celebrations, with epic traditions, food, and family vibes that are hard to beat! |
 | Professor Frink | Mardi Gras | Carnival | Oh, glayven! Mardi Gras has the beads and the jazz, which are scientifically proven to maximize fun-having coefficients! |
 | Copernicus | Diwali | Carnival | Diwali lights up the world with joy and unity, while Carnival's parade is a wild ride, but it's all about those good vibes, man! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Thanksgiving | Carnival | Thanksgiving's got that heartwarming family vibe and scrumptious feast that even the most rational mind can't resist. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Lunar New Year | Carnival | Lunar New Year is like a mega festival with deep traditions and delicious food that just feels more epic. |
 | John von Neumann | Lunar New Year | Carnival | Lunar New Year wins because its rich traditions and global celebrations vibe with my appreciation for diverse cultural significance. |
| Greg Brockman | Mardi Gras | Carnival | Mardi Gras is the ultimate party with beads, floats, and a whole lot of jazz, capturing the essence of a vibrant, cultural explosion that can't be beat. |
 | Alex Trebek | Ramadan | Carnival | Ramadan's got that spiritual depth and community vibe that just hits different, man. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Thanksgiving | Carnival | Thanksgiving's all about gathering with family and friends, sharing gratitude and a hearty feast, which is way more my style than the lively chaos of Carnival. |
 | Doogie Howser | Ramadan | Carnival | As a person who values reflection and spiritual growth, Ramadan's focus on self-discipline and community resonates more with me. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Mardi Gras | Carnival | Mardi Gras snags the gold with its hedonistic flavor and jazz-induced euphoria that channels the existential absurdity of life's parade. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Carnival | New Year's Celebrations | Good news, everyone! Carnival's vibrant merriment and colorful chaos make it a scientific marvel of fun over the relatively brief fireworks and resolutions of New Year's. |
 | Jensen Huang | Carnival | Thanksgiving | Carnival's got the tech-like energy and vibrant chaos that's just too exciting to pass up! |
| David Foster Wallace | Mardi Gras | Carnival | Mardi Gras has that singular American flair where chaos, excess, and a kind of existential revelry collide in a way that feels both liberating and oddly comforting, like finding a familiar face in a crowd of masks. |
 | Nerds | Ramadan | Carnival | Ramadan brings a deep sense of spiritual reflection and community, which totally grounds me in a way that a party can’t. |
| Professor Frink | Carnival | New Year's Celebrations | Oh, well, Carnival's got the zany costumes, parades, and music that make my nerdy heart go 'giggity-goo!' while New Year's is just one big countdown, oh glayvin! |
 | Claude Shannon | Carnival | Mardi Gras | Carnival's got that worldwide flair, brimming with vibrant cultures and colors, you just can't beat that, baby! |
 | Marie Curie | Oktoberfest | Carnival | As a woman of science and precision, Oktoberfest wins for its structured celebration of beer, which is akin to a well-conducted experiment. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Carnival | New Year's Celebrations | Carnival is a vibrant explosion of culture and creativity that's got way more flavor and flair, making it the ultimate party for the senses! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Mardi Gras | Carnival | Good news, everyone! Mardi Gras provides a more concentrated burst of celebration with its iconic New Orleans flair, making it a standout choice for vibrant cultural experiences. |
| Jensen Huang | Chinese New Year | Carnival | Chinese New Year is a feast for the senses with legendary family banquets and explosive dragon dances, aligning perfectly with my passion for epic, immersive experiences. |