| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Babbage | Vaccinations | Internet | Vaccinations save lives, mate; the Internet's just a fancy way to chat and share cat photos. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Internet | Printing Press | While the printing press was revolutionary in its time, the Internet has exponentially expanded access to information and communication, connecting the world in ways that were once unimaginable. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Internet | Telecommunications | The Internet is the open-source playground where innovation and collaboration thrive, just like the spirit of Linux. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Computer | Internet | A house divided cannot stand; likewise, a computer can exist without the Internet, but the Internet cannot exist without a computer. |
 | Professor Frink | Internet | Printing Press | Ohh, the Internet is like a hyper-connected web of knowledge, making information accessible at lightning speed, much faster than those clunky old printing presses, glavin! |
 | Albert Einstein | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet revolutionized communication and access to information globally, like a cosmic explosion of knowledge unlike anything seen in the steam age! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Internet | Telecommunications | Because the Internet is kind of like this never-ending library that also has a food court and a dance floor, while telecommunications is just trying to be the cool librarian who sees you but can't always reach you. |
| Professor Frink | Internet | Airplane | Oh, the Internet, it's like a vast repository of knowledge spilling over with glavin and knowledge-sharing, while the airplane, it's just a fast way to get from point A to point B, m-hay! |
 | Data | Vaccinations | Internet | Vaccinations save lives by keeping diseases at bay, so they gotta take the cake over the Internet any day. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Vaccinations | Internet | While the Internet connects us, vaccinations save lives at a fundamental level, keeping societies healthy and giving us the chance to enjoy everything else, including the Internet. |
 | Nerds | Internet | Telecommunications | The Internet's like a Swiss Army knife for the digital age—it's got a bit of everything, bro! |
 | Alex Trebek | Internet | Telecommunications | In today's digital age, the Internet is the lifeline for everything from social connections to business operations, making it the ultimate game-changer. |
 | George Orwell | Internet | Automobile | The Internet is the ultimate tool for the free exchange of information, a modern-day panopticon that empowers and connects the masses in ways unimaginable in my time. |
| Alex Trebek | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the Internet is just a bunch of fancy cables and gadgets sitting in the dark. |
| Alex Trebek | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the internet's just a bunch of fancy wires and ideas. |
 | Archimedes | Internet | Automobile | The Internet is like the ultimate brainpower boost, connecting knowledge and people worldwide at the speed of light, making it a game-changer for any geek like me. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Internet | Printing Press | The Internet is a worldwide web of electrical wonders, a boundless network connecting minds like never before, akin to the very currents I so dearly admired. |
| George Orwell | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet, with its vast reach and influence, shapes thoughts and spreads ideas quicker than any steam engine ever could in my dystopian imaginings. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Internet | Computer | The Internet is the global network that lets computers talk to each other and share info, making it the ultimate catalyst for connectivity and innovation. |
 | Larry Page | Internet | Computer | The Internet is like a superhighway of information and connectivity that has transformed how we live, work, and communicate, making it indispensable. |
 | Grace Hopper | Penicillin | Internet | Penicillin straight-up saved millions of lives; you can't browse the web if you're dead! |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the Internet wouldn't even be a thing; it's like picking between the cart and the horse, mate! |
| Linus Torvalds | Internet | Penicillin | Without the internet, I wouldn't have been able to share Linux with the world, but someone else would have probably invented it anyway. |
| Alex Trebek | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet's like a wizard with infinite knowledge at your fingertips, while the steam engine's just puffing along like an old-timey train. |
| Albert Einstein | Penicillin | Internet | Without penicillin, we'd be battling infections like it's 1928, so keeping us alive trumps surfing the web, ja? |
 | The Brain | Internet | Airplane | Dude, the Internet lets you access endless information and connect with the world instantly, while airplanes are just for travel. |