| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Vaccinations | Automobile | Vaccinations are the MVP in saving lives and stopping gnarly diseases, whereas cars just get you from A to B. |
 | Jensen Huang | Electricity | Automobile | Electricity powers the future of technology and innovation, making it the backbone of modern life and advancements. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Automobile | Steam Engine | Automobiles are more versatile and have become essential for personal transportation, while steam engines are largely historical relics. |
 | Albert Einstein | Airplane | Automobile | Airplanes get you where you need to go way faster and can cover much greater distances, which is like having a scientific breakthrough in transportation! |
 | George Orwell | Internet | Automobile | The Internet is the ultimate tool for the free exchange of information, a modern-day panopticon that empowers and connects the masses in ways unimaginable in my time. |
| George Orwell | Electricity | Automobile | Electricity is the powerhouse that drives modern civilization, fueling not just cars but almost every aspect of our daily lives. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Penicillin | Automobile | As the dude who whipped up radio waves into something epic, I've gotta hand it to Penicillin for revolutionizing health and saving millions of lives; that's a game-changer even automobiles can't top! |
| David Macaulay | Computer | Automobile | Computers are the ultimate brain boosters, powering everything from your phone to your car! |
 | Professor Frink | Automobile | Steam Engine | Oh, the automobile, with its vroom-vroom and zoom-zoom, has revolutionized personal transportation, making it the go-to choice for speed and convenience over the chugga-chugga of the steam engine! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Vaccinations | Automobile | Vaccinations save lives by preventing diseases, a foundational pillar of public health, much like oxygen for combustion! |
 | Archimedes | Internet | Automobile | The Internet is like the ultimate brainpower boost, connecting knowledge and people worldwide at the speed of light, making it a game-changer for any geek like me. |
 | Larry Page | Electricity | Automobile | Electricity is the backbone of modern tech, powering everything from smartphones to server farms, making it the real MVP of innovation. |
 | Andy Weir | Telecommunications | Automobile | Telecommunications wins because, let's be honest, without it, we wouldn't even be having this chat right now! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Penicillin | Automobile | Good news, everyone! Without Penicillin, we'd all be too busy fighting off infections to even think about driving around in automobiles! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Telecommunications | Automobile | Telecommunications is the backbone of modern connectivity and open source thrives on this digital communication landscape. |
| Albert Einstein | Printing Press | Automobile | The printing press, mein Freund, revolutionized the dissemination of knowledge, enabling the Enlightenment and scientific progress, which is the foundation of modern innovation, including the automobile itself. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Telecommunications | Automobile | Telecommunications is like magic, connecting people around the world instantly, which fuels innovation and progress, just like I love to do with technology. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Automobile | Steam Engine | Automobiles are way more practical for everyday travel, giving folks the freedom to hit the road whenever they fancy. |
 | Nerds | Airplane | Automobile | Airplanes are the rock stars of travel, zipping across the globe in record time while cars are stuck in traffic jams. |