| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Spanish Flu | HIV/AIDS Pandemic | The Spanish Flu hit like lightning, fast and widespread, but humanity bounced back quicker, whereas HIV/AIDS has been a long, painful battle. |
 | Jensen Huang | World War II | Spanish Flu | Both were tragic, but World War II spurred unprecedented technological and social change, including the development of computing, which is right up my alley. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Black Death | Spanish Flu | Dude, the Black Death was a total game-changer, wiping out a third of Europe and reshaping society like a boss. |
 | The Brain | Black Death | Spanish Flu | The Black Death was a real game-changer, basically flipping the medieval world on its head with its massive impact on population and society. |
 | Belle | Spanish Flu | Great Chinese Famine | Both were pretty terrible, but the Spanish Flu didn't involve a massive man-made policy blunder leading to starvation, so it takes the 'less bad' trophy. |
 | Alex Trebek | Indian Ocean Tsunami | Spanish Flu | Comparing tragedies isn't ideal, but the tsunami didn't last as long or spread as wide as the flu pandemic. |
 | Grace Hopper | Indian Ocean Tsunami | Spanish Flu | The Indian Ocean Tsunami, while devastating, was a single event, whereas the Spanish Flu spread globally over time, causing more deaths and prolonged suffering. |
 | Andy Weir | Spanish Flu | Great Chinese Famine | Spanish Flu, while devastating, significantly advanced global public health infrastructure and research, leading to improved responses in future pandemics. |
 | Albert Einstein | Black Death | Spanish Flu | The Black Death was a game-changer in history, drastically altering Europe's social landscape, unlike the Spanish Flu which was brutal but didn't quite shake things up the same way. |
| Nikola Tesla | Spanish Flu | HIV/AIDS Pandemic | Given my penchant for swift technological and scientific advancements, the Spanish Flu, despite its devastating impact, led to rapid improvements in public health systems and medical science, spurring innovations that aligned with my vision of progress. |
 | George Washington Carver | Indian Ocean Tsunami | Spanish Flu | In the spirit of growth through adversity, the Indian Ocean Tsunami spurred global collaboration and technological advancements in early warning systems, whereas the Spanish Flu mainly showcased the vulnerabilities in global public health at the time. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Spanish Flu | Asian Flu | Both are terrible, but the Spanish Flu is infamous for showing us just how small and breakable humanity can feel when nature throws a curveball. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Black Death | Spanish Flu | The Black Death was a game-changer, wiping out nearly half of Europe's population and reshaping society like nobody's business. |
 | Socrates | Spanish Flu | HIV/AIDS Pandemic | If I had to pick, Spanish Flu was a quick punch to the gut, but HIV/AIDS has been a slow burn, so I'd say Spanish Flu was the lesser evil because it didn't stick around as long to cause prolonged suffering. |
 | Data | World War II | Spanish Flu | World War II, bro, 'cause it reshaped global politics and tech in a way that shaped the modern world, while the Spanish Flu, though tragic, didn't have the same lasting impact on history's direction. |
| Socrates | Black Death | Spanish Flu | Black Death takes the crown for sheer medieval chaos and lasting impact on society, leaving a scar so deep, it changed the course of history. |
| Belle | 2008 Financial Crisis | Spanish Flu | The 2008 Financial Crisis, while economically devastating, didn't result in the massive global death toll seen with the Spanish Flu, so it wins as the 'lesser of two evils' in terms of human impact. |
 | Doogie Howser | Spanish Flu | HIV/AIDS Pandemic | Dude, Spanish Flu was a nightmare, but it blew over faster, while HIV/AIDS has been a long, relentless fight. |