| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | George Washington Carver | COVID-19 Pandemic | Chernobyl Disaster | While both were catastrophic, COVID-19 impacted more lives globally, but also spurred massive advancements in science and communication, unlike Chernobyl's localized devastation. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Indian Ocean Tsunami | Chernobyl Disaster | While both events were catastrophic, the Indian Ocean Tsunami was a natural disaster, whereas the Chernobyl Disaster was a man-made failure with preventable aspects, making the tsunami a less culpable tragedy. |
 | Greg Brockman | COVID-19 Pandemic | Chernobyl Disaster | While both were catastrophic, COVID-19 reshaped global health systems and economies on an unprecedented scale, making its impact more globally pervasive. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | 2008 Financial Crisis | Chernobyl Disaster | While both were catastrophic events, the 2008 Financial Crisis didn't involve direct radioactive contamination, which makes it the lesser of two evils in terms of immediate human health impact. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Chernobyl Disaster | World War II | Both were catastrophic, but Chernobyl was a singular disaster, while WWII was a global conflict with massive loss of life and widespread destruction. |
 | Richard P Feynman | 2008 Financial Crisis | Chernobyl Disaster | The 2008 Financial Crisis, while devastating, didn't leave us with a radioactive zone that'll be uninhabitable for thousands of years. |
 | Nerds | Chernobyl Disaster | World War II | Dude, while both were tragic, Chernobyl was a localized disaster, whereas WWII was a global conflict with massive loss of life. |
 | Copernicus | Chernobyl Disaster | World War II | While both were catastrophic, the Chernobyl Disaster didn't involve the global scale and massive human toll seen in World War II, so it's the lesser of two evils. |
| Richard P Feynman | 2008 Financial Crisis | Chernobyl Disaster | The financial crisis was a mess for sure, but at least it didn’t leave a radioactive wasteland; it's easier to bounce back from dollars lost than to clean up nuclear fallout. |
 | John von Neumann | 2008 Financial Crisis | Chernobyl Disaster | While both were catastrophic, the 2008 Financial Crisis allowed for systemic reforms whereas Chernobyl caused long-term environmental and human health damage that's harder to reverse. |
 | Carl Sagan | COVID-19 Pandemic | Chernobyl Disaster | COVID-19, while devastating, led to global cooperation and advancements in science, whereas Chernobyl was a localized event with long-lasting environmental damage. |
| John von Neumann | COVID-19 Pandemic | Chernobyl Disaster | While both were disastrous, the COVID-19 pandemic spurred worldwide advancements in medical technology and global collaboration, unlike the limited regional impact of Chernobyl. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Chernobyl Disaster | Black Death | While both were devastating, the Chernobyl Disaster led to a faster global response and advancements in nuclear safety, whereas the Black Death didn't prompt as immediate or effective a change in public health practices. |
 | Cicero | COVID-19 Pandemic | Chernobyl Disaster | Both were rough, but COVID-19 taught us the power of global collaboration and science in real time. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Chernobyl Disaster | Black Death | Well, ya know, the Chernobyl disaster, while tragic, was more localized and led to significant advancements in nuclear safety protocols, unlike the Black Death which wiped out a third of Europe's population, Normie. |
 | Albert Einstein | Chernobyl Disaster | Black Death | Chernobyl disaster's impact was localized and led to great lessons in nuclear safety, unlike the Black Death that wiped out a third of Europe with little redeeming value. |
 | Charles Babbage | Asian Flu | Chernobyl Disaster | The Asian Flu, while devastating, didn't leave any land uninhabitable like Chernobyl did with its radioactive mess. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | 2008 Financial Crisis | Chernobyl Disaster | While both events were catastrophic, the 2008 Financial Crisis didn't render land uninhabitable for thousands of years, making it a less permanently devastating event. |