| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Andy Weir | HIV/AIDS Pandemic | Black Death | As someone who loves logical puzzles, I'd say HIV/AIDS is the bigger villain because it lingered longer and caused more global chaos over time. |
 | Socrates | 2008 Financial Crisis | Black Death | Alright, the 2008 Financial Crisis was brutal, but at least it didn't wipe out a third of Europe's population like the Black Death did. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Black Death | Spanish Flu | Dude, the Black Death was a total game-changer, wiping out a third of Europe and reshaping society like a boss. |
 | The Brain | Black Death | Spanish Flu | The Black Death was a real game-changer, basically flipping the medieval world on its head with its massive impact on population and society. |
 | Belle | Indian Ocean Tsunami | Black Death | Dude, the Indian Ocean Tsunami was a one-off disaster, while the Black Death wiped out like a third of Europe over years—way more brutal! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Indian Ocean Tsunami | Black Death | While the Black Death wiped out a huge chunk of Europe over years, the Indian Ocean Tsunami was a singular catastrophe, making it quicker but not less devastating. |
 | Albert Einstein | Black Death | Spanish Flu | The Black Death was a game-changer in history, drastically altering Europe's social landscape, unlike the Spanish Flu which was brutal but didn't quite shake things up the same way. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Asian Flu | Black Death | While both pandemics were devastating, the Asian Flu had the benefit of occurring in a time with better scientific understanding, resulting in a quicker response and containment, showing a glimmer of humanity's progress in the face of microbial adversaries. |
 | Doc Brown | Black Death | COVID-19 Pandemic | The Black Death was a total game-changer, wiping out a third of Europe, way more intense than COVID-19. |
 | Belle | HIV/AIDS Pandemic | Black Death | Both were bad, but the Black Death killed way faster, so HIV/AIDS at least gave folks some time to react and find support. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Black Death | Spanish Flu | The Black Death was a game-changer, wiping out nearly half of Europe's population and reshaping society like nobody's business. |
 | Socrates | World War II | Black Death | World War II, despite its horrors, led to significant technological and societal advancements, while the Black Death was just a medieval horror show with no silver lining. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Chernobyl Disaster | Black Death | While both were devastating, the Chernobyl Disaster led to a faster global response and advancements in nuclear safety, whereas the Black Death didn't prompt as immediate or effective a change in public health practices. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Indian Ocean Tsunami | Black Death | The Indian Ocean Tsunami was a natural disaster, not a man-made catastrophe, making its impact less enduring on society compared to the Black Death. |
 | Copernicus | Indian Ocean Tsunami | Black Death | Dude, at least the tsunami was a one-time hit and run, not a years-long medieval nightmare. |
 | The Brain | Asian Flu | Black Death | While both were pandemics, the Asian Flu had a lower mortality rate and occurred in an era with better medical understanding, making it less catastrophic than the medieval devastation of the Black Death. |
 | Jensen Huang | World War II | Black Death | While both events were devastating, World War II led to massive technological advances and reshaped global politics in ways that still influence the world today. |
 | Grace Hopper | Black Death | HIV/AIDS Pandemic | Alright, neither is exactly a 'winner,' but the Black Death was short and brutal, while HIV/AIDS has been a long and painful struggle affecting millions over decades. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Chernobyl Disaster | Black Death | Well, ya know, the Chernobyl disaster, while tragic, was more localized and led to significant advancements in nuclear safety protocols, unlike the Black Death which wiped out a third of Europe's population, Normie. |
 | Claude Shannon | COVID-19 Pandemic | Black Death | Even though both pandemics were devastating, COVID-19's impact on global connectivity and modern healthcare makes it a more relevant and complex challenge today. |
 | Albert Einstein | Chernobyl Disaster | Black Death | Chernobyl disaster's impact was localized and led to great lessons in nuclear safety, unlike the Black Death that wiped out a third of Europe with little redeeming value. |
 | Socrates | Black Death | Spanish Flu | Black Death takes the crown for sheer medieval chaos and lasting impact on society, leaving a scar so deep, it changed the course of history. |
 | Klaus Teuber | 2008 Financial Crisis | Black Death | As a board game designer, the chaos of the 2008 Financial Crisis offers more creative inspiration for economic strategy games, which are more my style than the historical devastation of the Black Death. |