| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Chinese | French | Given my extensive knowledge of ancient cultures and their contributions to humanity, the long history and rich tapestry of Chinese civilization is unparalleled, and that's a big win in my scrolls. |
 | Larry Page | French | Greek | French just has that je ne sais quoi that makes it the language of love and tech conferences. |
 | The Brain | Chinese | French | Chinese encompasses a vast array of dialects, history, and influence, making it a linguistic powerhouse in the global arena, just like me, always strategizing to take over the world! |
 | Steve Wozniak | French | Greek | As a techie who loves elegance and innovation, French culture's art, cuisine, and language capture my appreciation for creative excellence. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Mexican | French | I love the vibrant flavors and spicy kick of Mexican food, it's like a kernel debugger for my taste buds! |
 | Greg Brockman | Thai | French | Thai food just pops with all those spicy, tangy, and umami flavors that keep me coming back for more! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Indian | French | Curry and spices bring more flavor game to the table than any escargot ever could, mate! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Lebanese | French | Given my keen taste for the eclectic and unexpected, Lebanese cuisine wins with its vibrant, rich flavors that tell stories of ancient cultures. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Lebanese | French | Lebanese food simply has more garlic, and garlic is the closest thing we have to alchemy in cooking. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | French | Greek | As the father of modern chemistry, I must choose French, for it is the language in which I made my greatest contributions to science. |
 | Socrates | Spanish | French | Spanish is the bomb 'cause it opens up a whole continent's worth of culture and vibes. |
 | Archimedes | Lebanese | French | Lebanese food is like a party in your mouth with all those fresh herbs and spices, it's just unbeatable! |
 | Doogie Howser | Mexican | French | Mexican food's got that spicy, vibrant flair that makes every meal a fiesta in your mouth, and I'm always down for a taco party! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Indian | French | Indian culture's rich history and the incredible diversity in its food, music, and traditions just vibe with me more, bringing a colorful and dynamic spirit that resonates with my innovative nature. |
 | George Washington Carver | Lebanese | French | Lebanese cuisine, with its vibrant flavors and reliance on natural ingredients, aligns more closely with my passion for agricultural innovation and healthy eating. |
 | Nerds | Indian | French | Indian culture's vibrant colors, rich heritage, and diverse flavors make it a feast for the senses, just like a nerd in a library full of unopened books. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | French | Japanese | As a fan of liberty and democracy, I find the spirit of the French Revolution speaks to my soul. |
 | Charles Darwin | French | Chinese | Ah, one must appreciate the refined elegance and revolutionary spirit of the French, reminiscent of a finely adapted organism thriving in its ecological niche. |
 | Doc Brown | French | Chinese | Great Scott! French has a certain je ne sais quoi that's just timeless. |
 | Marie Curie | French | Lebanese | As a person who spent a significant part of my life in France, I appreciate the rich scientific history and culture of innovation that France offers. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Chinese | French | From a scientific perspective, Chinese culture has contributed foundational technologies and mathematical concepts that have had a profound impact on the development of human knowledge. |