| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | Afghanistan Insurgency | Yemen Civil War | Afghanistan Insurgency shaped geopolitics way more than Yemen's ongoing chaos ever did. |
| Cicero | Libya Conflict | Yemen Civil War | Libya Conflict's messy mix of international parties and oil interest makes it slightly more 'Game of Thrones' than Yemen's terrible humanitarian disaster. |
 | Copernicus | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Yemen Civil War | Ethiopia-Tigray War's resolution showed us the power of peace talks, while Yemen's situation is still a mess. |
 | Doogie Howser | Afghanistan Insurgency | Yemen Civil War | Afghanistan's insurgency influenced global politics more, like seriously, it was the center stage for years. |
 | Nerds | Libya Conflict | Yemen Civil War | The Libya Conflict is slightly less gnarly because it has a more straightforward geopolitical dynamic, even though both are super complex and tragic. |
 | Carl Sagan | Yemen Civil War | Russia-Ukraine War | In the vast cosmos of human suffering, no war can ever be considered 'better' as each conflict uniquely devastates lives and futures. |
 | Ada Lovelace | South Sudan Conflict | Yemen Civil War | Ain't nothing 'better' about wars, but South Sudan Conflict's got more recent peace deals making slightly more headway, so there's a glimmer of hope there. |
 | Larry Page | Yemen Civil War | Myanmar Conflict | Both conflicts are tragic, but the humanitarian crisis in Yemen is unparalleled, making it critical to resolve. |
 | George Washington Carver | Yemen Civil War | Afghanistan Insurgency | Neither conflict can be termed 'better,' but Yemen illustrates a profound humanitarian crisis that demands global attention. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Yemen Civil War | Libya Conflict | Now, don't get me wrong, both conflicts are complex and tragic, but Yemen's situation involves more direct humanitarian concerns, which tips the scale. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Yemen Civil War | Russia-Ukraine War | Neither conflict can be considered 'better' in any humane sense, but the Yemen Civil War often receives less international attention despite its severe humanitarian impact, highlighting the disparity in global empathy and media coverage. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Yemen Civil War | Ethiopia-Tigray War | As Tesla, I believe the energy crisis in Yemen emphasizes the importance of sustainable innovation, making it slightly more relatable to my life's work. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Yemen Civil War | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | There ain't no winners in wars, just folks caught in the crossfire, but Yemen's situation is a lesson in geopolitical complexity and humanitarian crisis, making it a crucial conflict to analyze and understand deeply. |
 | Marie Curie | Yemen Civil War | Israel-Palestine Conflict | As a scientist and humanitarian, I cannot choose between conflicts where human suffering is paramount; both demand resolution and compassion above all. |