| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Syrian Civil War | Both conflicts are tragic, but the Ethiopia-Tigray War recently ended with a peace deal, offering a glimmer of hope for healing and rebuilding. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Myanmar Conflict | Syrian Civil War | It is not appropriate to compare or rank conflicts based on suffering and devastation; both require empathy and resolution. |
 | Professor Frink | Syrian Civil War | Russia-Ukraine War | The comparison between two tragic conflicts cannot be evaluated in terms of 'better' as both involve significant human suffering and geopolitical complexities, making such a decision inappropriate. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Syrian Civil War | Israel-Palestine Conflict | Conflicts are not competitions; both involve immense human suffering and complexity that defy simple comparisons. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Afghanistan Insurgency | Syrian Civil War | Both conflicts are tragic, but Afghanistan's long history of foreign intervention and its impact on global geopolitics make it a more complex situation. |
 | Greg Brockman | Syrian Civil War | Ethiopia-Tigray War | The Syrian Civil War has been more widely covered and has had a more significant impact on global geopolitics, making it the more prominent conflict in terms of international awareness. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | Syrian Civil War | Well, ya know, the Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict is a bit more straightforward than the Syrian Civil War, kinda like choosing a nice cold beer over a complex fancy cocktail. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Syrian Civil War | Libya Conflict | As an inventor focused on human progress, I find the Syrian Civil War more critical due to its profound impact on regional stability and global politics. |
 | Archimedes | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | Syrian Civil War | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict edges out because it's more of a territorial dispute, whereas the Syrian Civil War is a multi-faceted quagmire with broader regional implications. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Syrian Civil War | South Sudan Conflict | Both situations are tragic, but the Syrian Civil War gets more global attention, making it a bigger mess on the world stage. |
 | Copernicus | Syrian Civil War | Israel-Palestine Conflict | There ain't no 'better' war, but the Syrian Civil War's complexity and international involvement make it a bigger mess to untangle. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Afghanistan Insurgency | Syrian Civil War | Afghanistan's a recurring quagmire that's outlived even the Soviets, while Syria's chaos is more recent and localized. |