| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | South Sudan Conflict | Afghanistan Insurgency | Choosing between conflicts is like picking between two rotten apples, but South Sudan's situation might offer a sliver more hope for peace, given their recent independence and untapped oil reserves. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Afghanistan Insurgency | South Sudan Conflict | Good news, everyone! Due to the historically intricate dynamics and extensive global involvement, the Afghanistan Insurgency has had a more profound impact on international relations and geopolitics. |
 | Jensen Huang | Libya Conflict | South Sudan Conflict | Libya Conflict takes the lead because it has more international involvement and complex geopolitical dynamics, making it more intriguing to analyze. |
 | Grace Hopper | South Sudan Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | It ain't right to compare wars and conflicts like they're some kinda competition; both are tragedies with human suffering that can't be rated better or worse. |
 | Ada Lovelace | South Sudan Conflict | Yemen Civil War | Ain't nothing 'better' about wars, but South Sudan Conflict's got more recent peace deals making slightly more headway, so there's a glimmer of hope there. |
 | Belle | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | South Sudan Conflict | Both conflicts are deeply tragic and complex, but Nagorno-Karabakh's history of ceasefires and peace talks might suggest a sliver more of a path towards resolution compared to South Sudan's ongoing internal strife; so I'm leaning towards that being slightly more 'winnable'. |
 | Doogie Howser | Ethiopia-Tigray War | South Sudan Conflict | Both conflicts are tragic and complex, but the Ethiopia-Tigray War stands out due to its broader geopolitical implications and historical significance in the Horn of Africa. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Russia-Ukraine War | South Sudan Conflict | In the grand scheme, the Russia-Ukraine War has broader global implications that make it a focal point of geopolitical tension, like a giant chess game on the world stage. |
| Ada Lovelace | South Sudan Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Comparing two conflicts based on which is 'better' trivializes the suffering and complexity involved; each situation is tragic and unique in its own right. |
 | Alex Trebek | South Sudan Conflict | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | Well, mate, the South Sudan Conflict's longer history and complex dynamics make it a more uniquely challenging situation. |
| Alex Trebek | South Sudan Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | There is no 'better' in wars that cause immense suffering; both conflicts have had devastating impacts on human lives and should be resolved peacefully. |
| Ada Lovelace | Afghanistan Insurgency | South Sudan Conflict | Neither conflict is 'better,' as both have devastating impacts on human lives and stability, but Afghanistan's insurgency has been more globally recognized due to its long history and international involvement. |
| Ada Lovelace | Syrian Civil War | South Sudan Conflict | Both situations are tragic, but the Syrian Civil War gets more global attention, making it a bigger mess on the world stage. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Russia-Ukraine War | South Sudan Conflict | As a game designer, I see the Russia-Ukraine War as more globally impactful, drawing in nations like players vying for control, unlike the more localized South Sudan Conflict. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Libya Conflict | South Sudan Conflict | It's like choosing between a rock and a hard place, but Libya's conflict has more global entanglements that make it feel slightly less ignored by the world. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | South Sudan Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Neither conflict can be considered 'better', but addressing the root causes in South Sudan could pave the way for a more sustainable peace in the region. |
| Belle | South Sudan Conflict | Russia-Ukraine War | Neither war's good, but South Sudan's conflict ain't global, so less impact overall. |