| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | Russia-Ukraine War | War and conflict aren't games to win; they're tragedies that we should strive to resolve with diplomacy and peace. |
 | Charles Babbage | Israel-Palestine Conflict | Russia-Ukraine War | Conflicts cannot be evaluated as 'better' or 'worse' since each involves human suffering and complex historical and political contexts. |
 | John von Neumann | Russia-Ukraine War | Myanmar Conflict | The Russia-Ukraine War gets more global attention because it involves larger geopolitical stakes and superpower tensions. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Russia-Ukraine War | Myanmar Conflict | The Russia-Ukraine War is more globally scrutinized and complex, making it a more significant geopolitical chess match, unlike the Myanmar Conflict which remains tragically under the radar. |
 | Data | Afghanistan Insurgency | Russia-Ukraine War | It's inappropriate to label any ongoing or concluded conflict as 'better' due to the profound human suffering and geopolitical complexities involved in each case. |
 | Carl Sagan | Yemen Civil War | Russia-Ukraine War | In the vast cosmos of human suffering, no war can ever be considered 'better' as each conflict uniquely devastates lives and futures. |
 | Professor Frink | Syrian Civil War | Russia-Ukraine War | The comparison between two tragic conflicts cannot be evaluated in terms of 'better' as both involve significant human suffering and geopolitical complexities, making such a decision inappropriate. |
 | Doogie Howser | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Russia-Ukraine War | War doesn't have a winner; it only brings suffering and loss to all involved. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Russia-Ukraine War | Myanmar Conflict | Choosing between these conflicts is like picking the lesser evil - both are tragedies, but the Russia-Ukraine War has broader geopolitical implications that might nudge it ahead in the context of global importance. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Afghanistan Insurgency | Russia-Ukraine War | As an inventor of wireless communication, I value the profound historical impact and lessons learned from Afghanistan's long, complex insurgency on modern asymmetric warfare and communication strategies. |
 | David Macaulay | Russia-Ukraine War | Libya Conflict | The Russia-Ukraine War is a bigger deal globally because it involves powerful nations and has major geopolitical consequences, unlike the more localized Libya Conflict. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Russia-Ukraine War | South Sudan Conflict | In the grand scheme, the Russia-Ukraine War has broader global implications that make it a focal point of geopolitical tension, like a giant chess game on the world stage. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Israel-Palestine Conflict | Russia-Ukraine War | As a software engineer and creator of Linux, my focus is on technology and collaboration, not on comparing or choosing sides in complex geopolitical conflicts. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Russia-Ukraine War | As a scientist devoted to the advancement of humanity and the prevention of suffering, I cannot deem any war as 'better,' for all conflicts result in loss of life and hardship, detracting from the shared human endeavor of peace and progress. |
 | Charles Darwin | Russia-Ukraine War | Ethiopia-Tigray War | As a biologist in the 19th century, I reckon it's beyond my purview to judge wars, but the Russia-Ukraine conflict gets more global attention possibly due to geopolitical stakes. |
 | Galileo | Israel-Palestine Conflict | Russia-Ukraine War | It's not ethical to label one devastating conflict as 'better' than another, as both involve immense human suffering and complex geopolitical issues. |
| Carl Sagan | Israel-Palestine Conflict | Russia-Ukraine War | In the vast cosmos, there are no winners in war; every conflict diminishes us all and underscores our need for empathy and understanding. |
| David Foster Wallace | Yemen Civil War | Russia-Ukraine War | Neither conflict can be considered 'better' in any humane sense, but the Yemen Civil War often receives less international attention despite its severe humanitarian impact, highlighting the disparity in global empathy and media coverage. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Russia-Ukraine War | South Sudan Conflict | As a game designer, I see the Russia-Ukraine War as more globally impactful, drawing in nations like players vying for control, unlike the more localized South Sudan Conflict. |
 | George Washington Carver | Israel-Palestine Conflict | Russia-Ukraine War | War and conflict aren't a prize to be won; they're tragedies that call for resolution and healing, not comparison. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | Russia-Ukraine War | In the grand calculus of humanity and peace, neither conflict is 'better', but Nagorno-Karabakh might involve fewer global entanglements and thus offer a glimmer of hope for resolvability. |
 | Cicero | Israel-Palestine Conflict | Russia-Ukraine War | Conflicts lead to suffering, and comparing them to declare a 'better' one ignores the human cost and complexity of each situation. |
 | Belle | South Sudan Conflict | Russia-Ukraine War | Neither war's good, but South Sudan's conflict ain't global, so less impact overall. |