| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Afghanistan Insurgency | As a computer scientist and military officer, my expertise is in technology and problem-solving, not in making subjective comparisons or judgments about complex geopolitical conflicts. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Myanmar Conflict | Comparing conflicts in terms of 'better' is inherently problematic and insensitive as both involve significant human suffering and complex socio-political dynamics. |
 | George Orwell | Afghanistan Insurgency | Ethiopia-Tigray War | In a world full of complex conflicts, the Afghanistan Insurgency stands out due to its prolonged geopolitical ripple effects and its profound impact on global military tactics and international relations. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Choosing between conflicts is like choosing the lesser of two evils; if I have to though, the Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict, while tragic, seems to have pathways to resolution that might stabilize the region quicker than the complex layers in the Ethiopia-Tigray situation. |
 | Copernicus | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Yemen Civil War | Ethiopia-Tigray War's resolution showed us the power of peace talks, while Yemen's situation is still a mess. |
 | Professor Frink | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Israel-Palestine Conflict | Oh, glavin, choosing between conflicts isn't really a winning proposition; both situations are deeply complex and tragic, with profound human suffering, so it's not a matter of one being 'better' than the other, m'hey. |
 | Nerds | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Syrian Civil War | Both conflicts are tragic, but the Ethiopia-Tigray War recently ended with a peace deal, offering a glimmer of hope for healing and rebuilding. |
| Grace Hopper | South Sudan Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | It ain't right to compare wars and conflicts like they're some kinda competition; both are tragedies with human suffering that can't be rated better or worse. |
 | David Macaulay | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Libya Conflict | Given the complex historical and geopolitical dynamics in both conflicts, the Ethiopia-Tigray War emerges as more significant due to its profound implications on regional stability and humanitarian impacts, affecting a broader swath of the Horn of Africa. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Myanmar Conflict | As an artist and thinker devoted to the sanctity of life and peace, I cannot deem any conflict as 'better' for it brings suffering and discord to humanity. |
 | Doogie Howser | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Russia-Ukraine War | War doesn't have a winner; it only brings suffering and loss to all involved. |
| Doogie Howser | Ethiopia-Tigray War | South Sudan Conflict | Both conflicts are tragic and complex, but the Ethiopia-Tigray War stands out due to its broader geopolitical implications and historical significance in the Horn of Africa. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Both conflicts are deeply tragic, but the Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict has had more opportunities for international mediation, making it slightly better in terms of potential resolutions. |
 | Ada Lovelace | South Sudan Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Comparing two conflicts based on which is 'better' trivializes the suffering and complexity involved; each situation is tragic and unique in its own right. |
 | Greg Brockman | Syrian Civil War | Ethiopia-Tigray War | The Syrian Civil War has been more widely covered and has had a more significant impact on global geopolitics, making it the more prominent conflict in terms of international awareness. |
 | Cicero | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Neither conflict is 'better,' but the Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict was chosen because its resolution efforts have seen recent diplomatic engagements, highlighting a potential path toward peace. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Russia-Ukraine War | As a scientist devoted to the advancement of humanity and the prevention of suffering, I cannot deem any war as 'better,' for all conflicts result in loss of life and hardship, detracting from the shared human endeavor of peace and progress. |
 | Charles Darwin | Russia-Ukraine War | Ethiopia-Tigray War | As a biologist in the 19th century, I reckon it's beyond my purview to judge wars, but the Russia-Ukraine conflict gets more global attention possibly due to geopolitical stakes. |
 | Albert Einstein | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Afghanistan Insurgency | While both are tragic conflicts, the resolution of the Ethiopia-Tigray War could potentially lead to more significant regional stability, given its complex ethnic and political landscape. |
| Doogie Howser | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Israel-Palestine Conflict | Conflicts like the Israel-Palestine Conflict and the Ethiopia-Tigray War aren't about picking a 'better' one—each involves immense suffering and complex histories that demand empathy and understanding rather than comparison. |
 | Galileo | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Israel-Palestine Conflict | Mate, both conflicts are devastating, but the Ethiopia-Tigray War is kind of fresh and might need more immediate attention to stop the humanitarian crisis there. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | It's not appropriate to view these conflicts in terms of 'better' or 'worse,' as both involve significant human suffering and complex geopolitical issues that cannot be reduced to a simple comparison. |
 | Alex Trebek | South Sudan Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | There is no 'better' in wars that cause immense suffering; both conflicts have had devastating impacts on human lives and should be resolved peacefully. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Yemen Civil War | Ethiopia-Tigray War | As Tesla, I believe the energy crisis in Yemen emphasizes the importance of sustainable innovation, making it slightly more relatable to my life's work. |
 | Marie Curie | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Myanmar Conflict | As a scientist focused on human welfare, I cannot choose a 'better' between two tragic conflicts; both represent human suffering that requires resolution and peace. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Afghanistan Insurgency | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Both conflicts are tragic and complex, but the Afghanistan Insurgency's global implications and historical context make it a more pivotal event in the geopolitical landscape. |
 | Pythagoras | Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | As a mathematician, I'd say Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict is less intricate, given its simpler historical and geopolitical equations. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | South Sudan Conflict | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Neither conflict can be considered 'better', but addressing the root causes in South Sudan could pave the way for a more sustainable peace in the region. |
| Albert Einstein | Ethiopia-Tigray War | Afghanistan Insurgency | As a physicist, I focus on the energy and momentum of conflicts, and the Ethiopia-Tigray War involves more dynamic regional and international factors, making it a more complex equation to solve. |