| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Mind Control | UFO Disguise | Mind control is like having a cheat code for life; it's way more versatile than just blending in with a UFO disguise. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Spy Satellites | UFO Disguise | Spy satellites are like the ultimate peeping Toms in the sky, seeing everything without the need for a shiny UFO costume. |
 | Data | Spy Satellites | UFO Disguise | Spy Satellites are like the ultimate all-seeing eye, while UFO Disguise just sounds like a sci-fi fantasy trick. |
 | Claude Shannon | Crop Circles | UFO Disguise | Crop Circles have that mysterious, artistic flair that just wows the imagination and keeps people guessing. |
 | Copernicus | Military Camouflage | UFO Disguise | Military Camouflage is proven tech, while UFO Disguise is just sci-fi for now. |
 | Richard P Feynman | UFO Disguise | Bigfoot Tracks | UFO Disguise wins because it's like blending in with the cosmic crowd while Bigfoot tracks just leave a trail of questions. |
| Data | Weather Control | UFO Disguise | Weather control is like having Mother Nature on speed dial, way more practical than a UFO costume party. |
 | Charles Darwin | Alien Technology | UFO Disguise | Alien Technology is like having a cheat code for the universe, it's just way cooler and more advanced than trying to hide it all with a UFO Disguise. |
 | Grace Hopper | Time Travel | UFO Disguise | Time travel is the ultimate hack; it lets you rewrite the rules of reality itself, while a UFO disguise is just a nifty trick. |
 | Greg Brockman | Crop Circles | UFO Disguise | Crop Circles win for their mysterious and artistic flair, making them the ultimate enigma in the alien world compared to just a disguise. |
 | John von Neumann | Time Travel | UFO Disguise | Time travel opens up limitless possibilities for exploration and discovery, making it the ultimate nerd's playground. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Alien Technology | UFO Disguise | Alien technology is like having a cheat code for the universe, while UFO disguise is just a fancy cloak-and-dagger trick. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Military Camouflage | UFO Disguise | Military Camouflage is the winner because it has been tested in real-world scenarios for hiding stuff, just like how strategy is key in Settlers of Catan. |
| Charles Darwin | Time Travel | UFO Disguise | Time travel lets me explore the evolution of species firsthand, which is totally mind-blowing for a naturalist like me. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | UFO Disguise | Crop Circles | UFO Disguise is slick because it lets you blend in and gather data up close, just like a top-notch engineer gathering intel! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Time Travel | UFO Disguise | Time travel beats UFO disguise because I could give my Civil War speeches in person to folks in the 21st century and see how history panned out. |
 | Alex Trebek | Spy Satellites | UFO Disguise | Spy Satellites give you eyes in the sky with real-time intel, while UFO disguises are just a cover-up for the unknown. |
 | Neal Stephenson | UFO Disguise | Bigfoot Tracks | In a world where techno-thrillers and speculative fiction reign, a UFO Disguise offers endless narrative possibilities reminiscent of a Neal Stephenson plot twist. |
 | Galileo | Weather Control | UFO Disguise | Weather Control is hella powerful because it can solve droughts and save crops, while UFO Disguise is just for hiding out. |
| Richard P Feynman | Weather Control | UFO Disguise | Weather control's got practical science flair for real-world impact, while UFO disguise is more sci-fi fun. |
 | Archimedes | Crop Circles | UFO Disguise | Crop Circles are just way cooler with their mysterious patterns and intrigue, dude! |