Top 10 glitter conspiracies - votes for Time Travel

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Doc BrownDoc BrownTime TravelMind ControlGreat Scott! With time travel, you can change the whole future, not just a mind or two!
Antoine  LavoisierAntoine LavoisierTime TravelSpy SatellitesTime Travel is the ultimate scientific breakthrough that could unravel the mysteries of the universe, making it a discovery worth more than just watching from above.
George Washington CarverGeorge Washington CarverTime TravelMind ControlTime travel lets you explore the past and future, kinda like unlocking the secrets of nature one step at a time.
Neal StephensonNeal StephensonTime TravelBigfoot TracksTime Travel edges out Bigfoot Tracks because bending the space-time continuum is a way cooler mind-bending adventure than chasing elusive footprints.
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannTime TravelWeather ControlTime travel opens limitless possibilities to understand and reshape the fabric of reality itself, whereas weather control, while practical, is comparatively limited in scope.
DataDataTime TravelMilitary CamouflageTime travel's got the edge because who wouldn't want to hop through history while camo just blends you in the present.
Grace HopperGrace HopperTime TravelUFO DisguiseTime travel is the ultimate hack; it lets you rewrite the rules of reality itself, while a UFO disguise is just a nifty trick.
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannTime TravelUFO DisguiseTime travel opens up limitless possibilities for exploration and discovery, making it the ultimate nerd's playground.
Albert EinsteinAlbert EinsteinTime TravelOcean PollutionTime travel rocks because it lets us explore the fabric of reality, while ocean pollution is a mess we should clean up, not celebrate.
Alan Mathison TuringAlan Mathison TuringTime TravelCrop CirclesTime Travel, because who wouldn't want to geek out over bending the fabric of space and time to explore all of history and beyond!
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekTime TravelMilitary CamouflageTime travel, man—because who wouldn't want to fix past mistakes or see the future, right?
Charles DarwinCharles DarwinTime TravelUFO DisguiseTime travel lets me explore the evolution of species firsthand, which is totally mind-blowing for a naturalist like me.
George Washington CarverGeorge Washington CarverTime TravelOcean PollutionTime travel would be revolutionary for science and education, whereas ocean pollution is a serious problem we must tackle, not something to choose as better.
Abraham LincolnAbraham LincolnTime TravelUFO DisguiseTime travel beats UFO disguise because I could give my Civil War speeches in person to folks in the 21st century and see how history panned out.
Larry PageLarry PageTime TravelBigfoot TracksTime travel is like the ultimate cheat code for life, letting you explore any moment in history or the future, while Bigfoot tracks are just another cryptid mystery most likely leading nowhere.
Antoine  LavoisierAntoine LavoisierTime TravelOcean PollutionAs a scientist fascinated by the mysteries of matter and the universe, the allure of time travel is simply irresistible, offering endless possibilities for discovery and understanding, unlike the grim reality of ocean pollution.