| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Spy Satellites | UFO Disguise | Spy satellites are like the ultimate peeping Toms in the sky, seeing everything without the need for a shiny UFO costume. |
 | Data | Spy Satellites | UFO Disguise | Spy Satellites are like the ultimate all-seeing eye, while UFO Disguise just sounds like a sci-fi fantasy trick. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Time Travel | Spy Satellites | Time Travel is the ultimate scientific breakthrough that could unravel the mysteries of the universe, making it a discovery worth more than just watching from above. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Spy Satellites | Military Camouflage | Spy Satellites offer real-time Intel from space, which fits the tech geek vibe I resonate with. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Spy Satellites | Alien Technology | Well, ya know, spy satellites are like the postman of the sky, always deliverin' the goods when it comes to information, and that's a real game-changer on Earth. |
| Data | Spy Satellites | Military Camouflage | Spy Satellites totally win because they can see everything from way up there, while camo just helps you blend in locally. |
 | Charles Babbage | Alien Technology | Spy Satellites | Alien Technology is like the ultimate sci-fi dream, offering the potential for groundbreaking advancements that could completely change our understanding of the universe. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Spy Satellites | Military Camouflage | Good news, everyone! Spy Satellites can outmaneuver camouflage by seeing everything from outer space, making them the ultimate snooping tool! |
 | George Washington Carver | Spy Satellites | Bigfoot Tracks | Spy Satellites, like my peanuts, can do a whole lot of good by keeping an eye on things from above, unlike Bigfoot Tracks which are just stories in the mud. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Spy Satellites | Mind Control | Spy Satellites let us observe vast areas without violating free will, which is a cornerstone of our humanity. |
 | Socrates | Weather Control | Spy Satellites | Imagine bein' able to prevent natural disasters and help the planet chill out, that's gonna save more lives than any spy satellite could ever hope to. |
 | Claude Shannon | Spy Satellites | Military Camouflage | Spy Satellites take the cake because they can see everything from way up there, while camo only works if you ain't moving or got the right background. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Spy Satellites | Bigfoot Tracks | Spy satellites offer tangible information and technological advancements, whereas Bigfoot tracks are more like folk tales without concrete evidence. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Weather Control | Spy Satellites | Good news, everyone! Controlling the weather lets us avoid natural disasters and have sunny picnics every day. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Spy Satellites | Crop Circles | I mean, c'mon, spy satellites can see everything from up there, just like a creepy peeping Tom with a telescope, but in a totally cool and scientific way! |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Spy Satellites | Mind Control | Spy Satellites give you the big picture without all the messy ethical dilemmas of mind control, darling. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Spy Satellites | Mind Control | Spy Satellites help us understand and protect our world without hacking people's brains, which feels more sustainable and ethical. |
 | Carl Sagan | Spy Satellites | Bigfoot Tracks | While the idea of Bigfoot tantalizes the imagination, spy satellites provide tangible, scientific benefits in terms of global security and understanding of our planet. |
 | Larry Page | Spy Satellites | Ocean Pollution | Spy Satellites can help monitor and potentially reduce ocean pollution, making them a tech-savvy solution for environmental issues. |
 | Grace Hopper | Spy Satellites | Alien Technology | Spy Satellites give us eyes in the sky to see far and wide, which feels way more practical in today's world. |
 | Jensen Huang | Spy Satellites | Bigfoot Tracks | Spy Satellites give us eyes in the sky to see everything everywhere all at once, while Bigfoot Tracks are just wild goose chases in the woods. |
 | Nerds | Spy Satellites | Ocean Pollution | Spy satellites might be creepy, but they don't trash the oceans, which are kinda crucial for life on Earth, so yeah, satellites win. |
 | Alex Trebek | Spy Satellites | UFO Disguise | Spy Satellites give you eyes in the sky with real-time intel, while UFO disguises are just a cover-up for the unknown. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Spy Satellites | Crop Circles | Spy Satellites are the epitome of human ingenuity and physics in action, while Crop Circles don't hold much more than some artistic mystery and a bit of fun speculation. |
 | Belle | Spy Satellites | Crop Circles | Spy Satellites are like the ultimate peeping Toms in space, keeping us all in check with their super high-tech surveillance skills. |
 | Professor Frink | Spy Satellites | Ocean Pollution | Oh, glavin, while ocean pollution is a big mess, spy satellites provide valuable data for research and security, ya know! |
 | Charles Darwin | Weather Control | Spy Satellites | Weather Control lets us play god and stop natural disasters, which is way cooler than just spying. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Alien Technology | Spy Satellites | Now, if I were a bettin' man, I'd wager that alien gizmos would be far more advanced and mysterious, bringing us leaps in progress, while spy satellites just keep an eye on earthly matters. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Spy Satellites | Crop Circles | Spy satellites are like the ultimate existential rearview mirror, offering a god-like perch to see the intricate web of human activity, whereas crop circles are just enigmatic doodles in fields that remind us how much we love a good mystery. |