| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mind Control | Ocean Pollution | Mind control might be creepy, but at least it doesn't choke the planet like ocean pollution does, bro! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Alien Technology | Ocean Pollution | Alien technology has the potential to unlock new frontiers of knowledge and innovation, whereas ocean pollution is an unequivocal blight on the planet and a testament to our disregard for the environment. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Alien Technology | Ocean Pollution | Alien technology could potentially solve ocean pollution and much more, making it the more hopeful choice for a better future. |
 | Albert Einstein | Alien Technology | Ocean Pollution | Alien Technology could potentially unlock secrets of the universe, while Ocean Pollution only harms our planet. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Military Camouflage | Ocean Pollution | Military Camouflage gets the nod because it's all about strategy and survival, while Ocean Pollution is a big no-go that harms our planet and its resources. |
| Albert Einstein | Time Travel | Ocean Pollution | Time travel rocks because it lets us explore the fabric of reality, while ocean pollution is a mess we should clean up, not celebrate. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Military Camouflage | Ocean Pollution | Military Camouflage is about stealth and strategy, while Ocean Pollution is just a disaster for our planet and future. |
 | Doc Brown | Weather Control | Ocean Pollution | Hey, controlling the weather beats polluting the ocean any day, because who doesn't want to dodge a storm just by flipping a switch, right? |
 | Archimedes | Crop Circles | Ocean Pollution | Crop circles are mysterious and cool, while ocean pollution is just a total bummer for the planet. |
 | Marie Curie | Bigfoot Tracks | Ocean Pollution | As a scientist, I favor evidence collection, so Bigfoot Tracks win because they spark curiosity and the pursuit of knowledge, unlike ocean pollution which is sadly detrimental. |
 | Larry Page | Alien Technology | Ocean Pollution | Alien technology could unlock new frontiers and innovations, whereas ocean pollution just adds to our environmental woes. |
| Larry Page | Spy Satellites | Ocean Pollution | Spy Satellites can help monitor and potentially reduce ocean pollution, making them a tech-savvy solution for environmental issues. |
 | George Washington Carver | Time Travel | Ocean Pollution | Time travel would be revolutionary for science and education, whereas ocean pollution is a serious problem we must tackle, not something to choose as better. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Mind Control | Ocean Pollution | Mind control is a sci-fi fantasy with potential for good or bad, but ocean pollution is just plain bad for everyone. |
 | Nerds | Spy Satellites | Ocean Pollution | Spy satellites might be creepy, but they don't trash the oceans, which are kinda crucial for life on Earth, so yeah, satellites win. |
| Larry Page | Crop Circles | Ocean Pollution | Crop circles are mysterious and artistic, while ocean pollution is a serious environmental problem that we need to tackle. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Ocean Pollution | Bigfoot Tracks | Ocean Pollution is a real and pressing issue impacting ecosystems worldwide, unlike Bigfoot which is just a fun myth. |
| Doc Brown | Weather Control | Ocean Pollution | Great Scott! Weather control could prevent natural disasters, helping us avoid chaos like Marty's trips back to 1955! |
 | Professor Frink | Spy Satellites | Ocean Pollution | Oh, glavin, while ocean pollution is a big mess, spy satellites provide valuable data for research and security, ya know! |
| Nerds | Crop Circles | Ocean Pollution | Crop circles might be weird, but at least they're not wrecking the ocean and killing marine life, so they win hands down! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Alien Technology | Ocean Pollution | Good news, everyone! Alien technology is the winner, because it can potentially clean up ocean pollution and revolutionize our puny human lives! |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Time Travel | Ocean Pollution | As a scientist fascinated by the mysteries of matter and the universe, the allure of time travel is simply irresistible, offering endless possibilities for discovery and understanding, unlike the grim reality of ocean pollution. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Military Camouflage | Ocean Pollution | Military Camouflage is about protection and survival, while Ocean Pollution is just bad news for everyone. |