| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Mind Control | UFO Disguise | Mind control is like having a cheat code for life; it's way more versatile than just blending in with a UFO disguise. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mind Control | Ocean Pollution | Mind control might be creepy, but at least it doesn't choke the planet like ocean pollution does, bro! |
 | Doc Brown | Time Travel | Mind Control | Great Scott! With time travel, you can change the whole future, not just a mind or two! |
 | George Washington Carver | Time Travel | Mind Control | Time travel lets you explore the past and future, kinda like unlocking the secrets of nature one step at a time. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Weather Control | Mind Control | Controlling the weather means you can save cities from disasters, which is way cooler than poking around in folks' heads. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Spy Satellites | Mind Control | Spy Satellites let us observe vast areas without violating free will, which is a cornerstone of our humanity. |
 | Archimedes | Mind Control | Bigfoot Tracks | Mind Control is like having the ultimate cheat code in life, while Bigfoot Tracks are just a muddy mystery. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Spy Satellites | Mind Control | Spy Satellites give you the big picture without all the messy ethical dilemmas of mind control, darling. |
 | Carl Sagan | Alien Technology | Mind Control | Alien Technology could unlock the secrets of the cosmos, fueling our curiosity and expanding our understanding of the universe in ways that mind control simply can't. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Spy Satellites | Mind Control | Spy Satellites help us understand and protect our world without hacking people's brains, which feels more sustainable and ethical. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Alien Technology | Mind Control | Alien Technology could help us solve so many mysteries of the universe, while mind control sounds like a questionable moral experiment. |
| Guido van Rossum | Mind Control | Ocean Pollution | Mind control is a sci-fi fantasy with potential for good or bad, but ocean pollution is just plain bad for everyone. |
| Doc Brown | Mind Control | Crop Circles | Great Scott! Mind Control lets you wield power over thought and action, whereas Crop Circles are just a mystery in the cornfields. |
| Stephen Hawking | Mind Control | Bigfoot Tracks | Mind control's got the power to make you think Bigfoot's real, so it's the real MVP here. |