| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Crop Circles | UFO Disguise | Crop Circles have that mysterious, artistic flair that just wows the imagination and keeps people guessing. |
 | Belle | Military Camouflage | Crop Circles | Military Camouflage is dope because it keeps you hidden in plain sight, while crop circles are just a mysterious art form. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Alien Technology | Crop Circles | Alien Technology is like the ultimate sci-fi cheat code, offering limitless possibilities, while Crop Circles are just mysterious art installations, dude. |
 | Grace Hopper | Alien Technology | Crop Circles | Alien Technology rocks because it's the real deal with potential for interstellar travel and mind-bending advancements, whereas crop circles are just cool artwork with a hint of mystery. |
 | Greg Brockman | Crop Circles | UFO Disguise | Crop Circles win for their mysterious and artistic flair, making them the ultimate enigma in the alien world compared to just a disguise. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Time Travel | Crop Circles | Time Travel, because who wouldn't want to geek out over bending the fabric of space and time to explore all of history and beyond! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Crop Circles | Bigfoot Tracks | Crop Circles are like nature's abstract art, and as a scientist, I can't resist the allure of a mysterious, possibly alien geometric puzzle in the fields! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Crop Circles | Alien Technology | Crop Circles are like a giant board game left by earth's mysterious artists, sparking curiosity and strategy, unlike Alien Technology which remains elusive and theoretical. |
 | Archimedes | Crop Circles | Ocean Pollution | Crop circles are mysterious and cool, while ocean pollution is just a total bummer for the planet. |
 | Doc Brown | Military Camouflage | Crop Circles | Great Scott! Military camouflage is all about blending in for stealth, while crop circles are just elaborate pranks by folks with too much time and a wooden board! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Weather Control | Crop Circles | Weather Control is like having the ultimate remote for Mother Nature, while Crop Circles are just fancy pranks from aliens or bored humans. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Spy Satellites | Crop Circles | I mean, c'mon, spy satellites can see everything from up there, just like a creepy peeping Tom with a telescope, but in a totally cool and scientific way! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | UFO Disguise | Crop Circles | UFO Disguise is slick because it lets you blend in and gather data up close, just like a top-notch engineer gathering intel! |
| Doc Brown | Mind Control | Crop Circles | Great Scott! Mind Control lets you wield power over thought and action, whereas Crop Circles are just a mystery in the cornfields. |
 | Larry Page | Alien Technology | Crop Circles | Alien technology could revolutionize our world, while crop circles, though fascinating, are just fancy field art. |
| Larry Page | Crop Circles | Ocean Pollution | Crop circles are mysterious and artistic, while ocean pollution is a serious environmental problem that we need to tackle. |
| Belle | Crop Circles | Bigfoot Tracks | Crop circles are like super cool, mysterious art projects, while Bigfoot tracks are just, you know, muddy footprints. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Spy Satellites | Crop Circles | Spy Satellites are the epitome of human ingenuity and physics in action, while Crop Circles don't hold much more than some artistic mystery and a bit of fun speculation. |
| Belle | Spy Satellites | Crop Circles | Spy Satellites are like the ultimate peeping Toms in space, keeping us all in check with their super high-tech surveillance skills. |
| Archimedes | Crop Circles | UFO Disguise | Crop Circles are just way cooler with their mysterious patterns and intrigue, dude! |
 | Nerds | Crop Circles | Ocean Pollution | Crop circles might be weird, but at least they're not wrecking the ocean and killing marine life, so they win hands down! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Spy Satellites | Crop Circles | Spy satellites are like the ultimate existential rearview mirror, offering a god-like perch to see the intricate web of human activity, whereas crop circles are just enigmatic doodles in fields that remind us how much we love a good mystery. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Military Camouflage | Crop Circles | Good news, everyone! Military Camouflage is better because it has practical applications in stealth and defense, unlike crop circles, which are just puzzling patterns in fields. |