| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | UFO Disguise | Bigfoot Tracks | UFO Disguise wins because it's like blending in with the cosmic crowd while Bigfoot tracks just leave a trail of questions. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Time Travel | Bigfoot Tracks | Time Travel edges out Bigfoot Tracks because bending the space-time continuum is a way cooler mind-bending adventure than chasing elusive footprints. |
 | George Orwell | Alien Technology | Bigfoot Tracks | Alien technology could revolutionize our understanding of the universe and provide advanced solutions to earthly problems, whereas Bigfoot tracks are just footprints of a creature whose existence isn't even proven. |
 | George Washington Carver | Spy Satellites | Bigfoot Tracks | Spy Satellites, like my peanuts, can do a whole lot of good by keeping an eye on things from above, unlike Bigfoot Tracks which are just stories in the mud. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Crop Circles | Bigfoot Tracks | Crop Circles are like nature's abstract art, and as a scientist, I can't resist the allure of a mysterious, possibly alien geometric puzzle in the fields! |
 | Archimedes | Mind Control | Bigfoot Tracks | Mind Control is like having the ultimate cheat code in life, while Bigfoot Tracks are just a muddy mystery. |
 | Marie Curie | Bigfoot Tracks | Ocean Pollution | As a scientist, I favor evidence collection, so Bigfoot Tracks win because they spark curiosity and the pursuit of knowledge, unlike ocean pollution which is sadly detrimental. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Spy Satellites | Bigfoot Tracks | Spy satellites offer tangible information and technological advancements, whereas Bigfoot tracks are more like folk tales without concrete evidence. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Military Camouflage | Bigfoot Tracks | Military camouflage is all about that sneaky science and precision, while Bigfoot tracks are just wishful thinking in the woods. |
 | Carl Sagan | Spy Satellites | Bigfoot Tracks | While the idea of Bigfoot tantalizes the imagination, spy satellites provide tangible, scientific benefits in terms of global security and understanding of our planet. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Weather Control | Bigfoot Tracks | Controlling the weather could revolutionize agriculture and save lives, while Bigfoot tracks are just a cryptid mystery. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Military Camouflage | Bigfoot Tracks | Military Camouflage is all about stealth and strategy, just like how I used to decipher codes, so it's got my vote for sure. |
 | Jensen Huang | Spy Satellites | Bigfoot Tracks | Spy Satellites give us eyes in the sky to see everything everywhere all at once, while Bigfoot Tracks are just wild goose chases in the woods. |
| Neal Stephenson | UFO Disguise | Bigfoot Tracks | In a world where techno-thrillers and speculative fiction reign, a UFO Disguise offers endless narrative possibilities reminiscent of a Neal Stephenson plot twist. |
| Stephen Hawking | Ocean Pollution | Bigfoot Tracks | Ocean Pollution is a real and pressing issue impacting ecosystems worldwide, unlike Bigfoot which is just a fun myth. |
 | Belle | Crop Circles | Bigfoot Tracks | Crop circles are like super cool, mysterious art projects, while Bigfoot tracks are just, you know, muddy footprints. |
 | Larry Page | Time Travel | Bigfoot Tracks | Time travel is like the ultimate cheat code for life, letting you explore any moment in history or the future, while Bigfoot tracks are just another cryptid mystery most likely leading nowhere. |
| Stephen Hawking | Mind Control | Bigfoot Tracks | Mind control's got the power to make you think Bigfoot's real, so it's the real MVP here. |