| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Alien Technology | Ocean Pollution | Alien technology has the potential to unlock new frontiers of knowledge and innovation, whereas ocean pollution is an unequivocal blight on the planet and a testament to our disregard for the environment. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Spy Satellites | Alien Technology | Well, ya know, spy satellites are like the postman of the sky, always deliverin' the goods when it comes to information, and that's a real game-changer on Earth. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Alien Technology | Crop Circles | Alien Technology is like the ultimate sci-fi cheat code, offering limitless possibilities, while Crop Circles are just mysterious art installations, dude. |
| Neal Stephenson | Alien Technology | Ocean Pollution | Alien technology could potentially solve ocean pollution and much more, making it the more hopeful choice for a better future. |
 | Albert Einstein | Alien Technology | Ocean Pollution | Alien Technology could potentially unlock secrets of the universe, while Ocean Pollution only harms our planet. |
 | Charles Babbage | Alien Technology | Spy Satellites | Alien Technology is like the ultimate sci-fi dream, offering the potential for groundbreaking advancements that could completely change our understanding of the universe. |
 | Charles Darwin | Alien Technology | UFO Disguise | Alien Technology is like having a cheat code for the universe, it's just way cooler and more advanced than trying to hide it all with a UFO Disguise. |
 | Grace Hopper | Alien Technology | Crop Circles | Alien Technology rocks because it's the real deal with potential for interstellar travel and mind-bending advancements, whereas crop circles are just cool artwork with a hint of mystery. |
 | George Orwell | Alien Technology | Bigfoot Tracks | Alien technology could revolutionize our understanding of the universe and provide advanced solutions to earthly problems, whereas Bigfoot tracks are just footprints of a creature whose existence isn't even proven. |
| Charles Babbage | Weather Control | Alien Technology | Weather control could help us tackle climate change, saving the planet and ourselves, which is kinda crucial right now. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Alien Technology | UFO Disguise | Alien technology is like having a cheat code for the universe, while UFO disguise is just a fancy cloak-and-dagger trick. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Crop Circles | Alien Technology | Crop Circles are like a giant board game left by earth's mysterious artists, sparking curiosity and strategy, unlike Alien Technology which remains elusive and theoretical. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Alien Technology | Military Camouflage | Alien technology, if it exists, could be way beyond our understanding, making it far superior to anything we've cooked up in terms of blending in. |
 | Larry Page | Alien Technology | Ocean Pollution | Alien technology could unlock new frontiers and innovations, whereas ocean pollution just adds to our environmental woes. |
 | Carl Sagan | Alien Technology | Mind Control | Alien Technology could unlock the secrets of the cosmos, fueling our curiosity and expanding our understanding of the universe in ways that mind control simply can't. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Alien Technology | Mind Control | Alien Technology could help us solve so many mysteries of the universe, while mind control sounds like a questionable moral experiment. |
| Grace Hopper | Spy Satellites | Alien Technology | Spy Satellites give us eyes in the sky to see far and wide, which feels way more practical in today's world. |
| Larry Page | Alien Technology | Crop Circles | Alien technology could revolutionize our world, while crop circles, though fascinating, are just fancy field art. |
 | Professor Frink | Alien Technology | Military Camouflage | Oh, glaven! Alien Technology is way more advanced with its whoop-whoop space gadgets and cloaking thingamajigs, making camouflage look like a game of hide and seek with a toddler! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Alien Technology | Spy Satellites | Now, if I were a bettin' man, I'd wager that alien gizmos would be far more advanced and mysterious, bringing us leaps in progress, while spy satellites just keep an eye on earthly matters. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Alien Technology | Ocean Pollution | Good news, everyone! Alien technology is the winner, because it can potentially clean up ocean pollution and revolutionize our puny human lives! |