| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | Hilarious Hank | Tickled Tilly | Hilarious Hank just cracks me up with his knee-slappin' jokes, like a true comedian's Einstein. |
 | Archimedes | Hilarious Hank | Chuckles Chewy | Hilarious Hank has that effortless charm that just tickles the funny bone right, you know what I mean? |
 | Linus Torvalds | Hilarious Hank | Mirthful Mel | Hilarious Hank cracks me up with a geeky humor that's just my jam, so he takes the cake. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Chuckles Chewy | Hilarious Hank | Chuckles Chewy just has that classic, feel-good vibe that reminds me of the simple joys of tinkering in a garage, like in the old Apple days. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Hilarious Hank | Silly Spots | Hilarious Hank tickles my funny bone just a bit more with his quirky antics and quick wit! |
 | Marie Curie | Hilarious Hank | Giggly Grace | Hilarious Hank's humor is like a strong dose of radium—glowing and potent, making everyone laugh till their sides hurt! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Giggly Grace | Hilarious Hank | Giggly Grace's infectious laughter can lighten any mood, making her the go-to for a good time! |
 | Professor Frink | Laughing Leo | Hilarious Hank | Oh, glayvin! Laughing Leo's comedic timing is like a perfectly tuned quantum oscillator, making his humor resonate with the audience's laughter waves more effectively than Hilarious Hank's jokes, which sometimes collapse like a poorly constructed Schrödinger's cat paradox, m-hay! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Hilarious Hank | Tickled Tilly | Hilarious Hank's comedic timing is out of this world, making him the Einstein of laughter in any room! |
 | Cicero | Hilarious Hank | Tickled Tilly | Hilarious Hank just hits my funny bone harder with those knee-slappers, no contest! |
 | Copernicus | Hilarious Hank | Mirthful Mel | Hilarious Hank's got the kind of gut-busting humor that leaves everyone rolling in the aisles, no contest! |
 | George Washington Carver | Bubbly Bella | Hilarious Hank | Bubbly Bella's got that infectious energy that lights up a room like a sunny day, can't beat that vibe! |
 | Andy Weir | Hilarious Hank | Tickled Tilly | Hilarious Hank takes the cake because his jokes are out of this world! |
 | The Brain | Hilarious Hank | Laughing Leo | Hilarious Hank just cracks me up with his timing and creativity, he's got that comedic genius flair! |
| Cicero | Hilarious Hank | Mirthful Mel | Hilarious Hank's jokes are so side-splitting, they make Mirthful Mel look like a knock-knock joke book. |
 | George Orwell | Hilarious Hank | Bubbly Bella | Hilarious Hank's got that knack for cracking everyone up, and a good laugh is always worth its weight in gold. |
 | John von Neumann | Hilarious Hank | Mirthful Mel | Hilarious Hank brings the house down with his side-splitting antics every single time! |
| Linus Torvalds | Hilarious Hank | Mirthful Mel | As the creator of Linux, I appreciate efficiency, and Hilarious Hank delivers laughs with precision and impact. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Hilarious Hank | Bubbly Bella | Hank's got that wit sharper than a katana, and nothing beats a good laugh in these wild times. |
 | Galileo | Hilarious Hank | Tickled Tilly | Hilarious Hank's jokes just hit differently, leaving everyone in stitches every time. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Jolly Jimmy | Hilarious Hank | As a nerdy inventor who loves a good laugh, Jolly Jimmy's quirky sense of humor really tickles my funny bone and resonates with my playful side. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Hilarious Hank | Jolly Jimmy | Hilarious Hank's wit is sharper than a scalpel, slicing through gloom with surgical precision. |
| Guido van Rossum | Hilarious Hank | Giggly Grace | Hilarious Hank just cracks me up more, simple as that! |
| Guido van Rossum | Hilarious Hank | Bubbly Bella | I gotta go with Hilarious Hank because humor is the ultimate party trick—who doesn't love a good laugh? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Chuckles Chewy | Hilarious Hank | Chuckles Chewy wins because I was always a fan of the playful, chewy layers of the universe, and Chuckles feels like a reflection of my love for synergy and interconnectedness. |
| Neal Stephenson | Hilarious Hank | Mirthful Mel | Hilarious Hank's got that uncanny knack for dropping punchlines like ninja stars, leaving everyone in stitches every single time. |