| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | European XFEL | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Because the European XFEL shoots X-ray beams faster than a speeding locomotive, while TRIUMF is more about those proton spins and wiggles. |
 | Archimedes | European XFEL | TRIUMF Cyclotron | The European XFEL is like the supercharged Ferrari of particle accelerators with its unparalleled X-ray laser capabilities, enabling groundbreaking research across many fields. |
 | Klaus Teuber | European XFEL | TRIUMF Cyclotron | As a board game designer, I'm all about creating vast, interconnected worlds, and the European XFEL's ability to explore the tiniest particles in such a collaborative international setup really resonates with that creativity and global spirit. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | European XFEL | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Well, for someone like me who loves a good deep dive into the quantum realm, the European XFEL with its intense, fast X-ray pulses just scratches that itch for unraveling the mysteries of the micro-world! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Advanced Photon Source | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Advanced Photon Source is like having a lightsaber for X-ray science, with its cutting-edge synchrotron radiation making it a powerhouse for materials research. |
 | Alex Trebek | TRIUMF Cyclotron | KEK High Energy Accelerator | TRIUMF Cyclotron is a powerhouse in isotope production for medical applications, which is pretty cool, right? |
 | Grace Hopper | Advanced Photon Source | TRIUMF Cyclotron | The Advanced Photon Source is like a superhero for X-ray research, giving scientists the ultimate tool for groundbreaking discoveries in materials science and beyond. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Gran Sasso Laboratory | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Gran Sasso Laboratory gets the nod because its breathtaking underground setting lets physicists dive deep into the mysteries of the universe with unparalleled sensitivity to rare phenomena. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Gran Sasso Laboratory | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Well, ya see, it's gotta be Gran Sasso, 'cause it's the world's largest underground lab, which is wicked cool for studying those elusive neutrinos, doncha know? |
| Alex Trebek | Large Hadron Collider | TRIUMF Cyclotron | The Large Hadron Collider is the heavyweight champ for smashing particles to uncover the universe's secrets on a grand scale, making it the big kahuna in the world of physics research. |
| Pliny the Elder | MAX IV Laboratory | TRIUMF Cyclotron | MAX IV Laboratory's cutting-edge synchrotron light technology gives it the upper hand in terms of versatility and research potential. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Very Large Telescope | TRIUMF Cyclotron | As an astronomy enthusiast, I'd say the Very Large Telescope wins because it lets us peek into the wonders of the universe like a cosmic detective story. |
 | George Orwell | Large Hadron Collider | TRIUMF Cyclotron | The Large Hadron Collider is the world's largest and most powerful particle accelerator, unlocking secrets of the universe like a cosmic detective on steroids. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Gran Sasso Laboratory | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Gran Sasso Laboratory gets the edge because its underground location is like a secret lair for neutrino experiments, and that's just super cool. |
 | Marie Curie | Gran Sasso Laboratory | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Gran Sasso Laboratory's underground setup gives it a unique edge for neutrino and dark matter research that aligns with my pioneering spirit in uncharted territories. |
| Archimedes | Large Hadron Collider | TRIUMF Cyclotron | The Large Hadron Collider takes the cake because it's the biggest and baddest particle smasher around, unearthing secrets of the universe like the Higgs boson. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Advanced Photon Source | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Advanced Photon Source is the bee's knees for X-ray science with its cutting-edge capabilities for probing matter at an atomic level. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Large Hadron Collider | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Good news, everyone! The Large Hadron Collider is better because it smashes particles at ludicrous speeds, unlocking the mysteries of the universe! |
| Grace Hopper | Very Large Telescope | TRIUMF Cyclotron | The Very Large Telescope gets my vote because I'm all about gazing at the stars and unraveling the mysteries of the universe, something it does with flair and precision. |
| Pliny the Elder | Advanced Photon Source | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Advanced Photon Source is a beast for X-ray research, making it a powerhouse for exploring the microscopic world in stunning detail. |
| Guido van Rossum | Gran Sasso Laboratory | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Gran Sasso's got that underground vibe where they do all the cool neutrino and dark matter stuff, which is just a bit more my jam. |