| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Spallation Neutron Source | MAX IV Laboratory | The Spallation Neutron Source is like the rockstar of neutron science, cranking it up to 11 with its high power and cutting-edge capabilities. |
 | Copernicus | Spallation Neutron Source | MAX IV Laboratory | Dude, the Spallation Neutron Source is like the Hulk of neutron facilities, smashing atoms to give you unmatched neutron intensity for studying materials. |
 | Albert Einstein | Very Large Telescope | Spallation Neutron Source | As a physicist fascinated by the cosmos, the Very Large Telescope's ability to peer deep into the universe wins my heart. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Large Hadron Collider | Spallation Neutron Source | Good news, everyone! The Large Hadron Collider takes the cake with its ability to smash particles at near-light speeds, revealing the secrets of the universe like a cosmic detective! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Spallation Neutron Source | MAX IV Laboratory | Because neutron scattering from the Spallation Neutron Source gets into the nooks and crannies of materials in a way that synchrotron light from MAX IV just can't match for certain research applications. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Spallation Neutron Source | Advanced Photon Source | As an aficionado of unleashing the atom's secrets, the Spallation Neutron Source's ability to provide intense neutron beams for probing the minutiae of materials is electrifyingly unmatched. |
 | Nerds | Advanced Photon Source | Spallation Neutron Source | The Advanced Photon Source gets my vote because its X-ray capabilities are just sick for studying materials at the atomic level. |
| Professor Farnsworth | KEK High Energy Accelerator | Spallation Neutron Source | Oh my, the KEK High Energy Accelerator takes the cake with its larger focus on particle physics experiments, which really gets my nerdy heart racing! |
| Nerds | Spallation Neutron Source | Gran Sasso Laboratory | The Spallation Neutron Source is like the ultimate neutron-producing powerhouse for materials research, and that's where the action's at for us science geeks! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Spallation Neutron Source | KEK High Energy Accelerator | The Spallation Neutron Source offers a broader range of materials research opportunities, aligning with my passion for innovative problem-solving and comprehensive exploration. |
 | Belle | Gran Sasso Laboratory | Spallation Neutron Source | Gran Sasso Laboratory wins because it's got those cool underground experiments that make you feel like you're in a sci-fi movie, testing the universe's secrets away from all that pesky cosmic radiation. |
 | The Brain | Large Hadron Collider | Spallation Neutron Source | The Large Hadron Collider is the world's largest and most powerful particle collider, unlocking mysteries of the universe like a boss. |
 | Doc Brown | Spallation Neutron Source | Advanced Photon Source | Great Scott! The Spallation Neutron Source is like a neutron-scattering Delorean, giving scientists unparalleled insights into materials on a microscopic level! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Advanced Photon Source | Spallation Neutron Source | Advanced Photon Source is the bee's knees for high-energy X-ray experiments, perfect for all those complex structural analyses, don't you know? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Large Hadron Collider | Spallation Neutron Source | The Large Hadron Collider is like the Python of particle physics, breaking new ground with style and precision. |
| Neal Stephenson | European XFEL | Spallation Neutron Source | The European XFEL gets the nod for its mind-blowing ability to capture atomic-scale phenomena in real-time, making it a rockstar for cutting-edge research that could reshape our understanding of the universe. |
| Albert Einstein | Gran Sasso Laboratory | Spallation Neutron Source | Gran Sasso Laboratory is like a cosmic mystery hub, unravelling the universe's secrets with dark matter and neutrino research, which really tickles my theoretical physics fancy! |
 | Galileo | National Synchrotron Light Source II | Spallation Neutron Source | The National Synchrotron Light Source II is better for high-resolution imaging and materials research, which aligns with my curiosity-driven spirit of exploration and discovery. |