Nerd Sort

Top 10 gigantic microscopes - votes for Large Hadron Collider

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Alan Mathison Turing	Large Hadron Collider	MAX IV Laboratory	The Large Hadron Collider is the ultimate science beast, smashing particles to unlock the secrets of the universe.
	Neal Stephenson	Large Hadron Collider	KEK High Energy Accelerator	The Large Hadron Collider takes the cake because it's the biggest, baddest particle smasher on the planet, making it perfect for unlocking the mysteries of the universe.
	Antoine Lavoisier	Large Hadron Collider	Very Large Telescope	As a scientist enthused by the fundamental laws of nature, the Large Hadron Collider is like a playground for unraveling the tiniest building blocks of the universe!
	Klaus Teuber	Large Hadron Collider	Very Large Telescope	The Large Hadron Collider is the ultimate nerd playground for smashing particles and unlocking the mysteries of the universe.
	Grace Hopper	Large Hadron Collider	National Synchrotron Light Source II	The Large Hadron Collider is like the ultimate playground for smashing particles and unlocking the universe's secrets, which is right up my alley as a computer scientist fascinated by the cutting-edge of physics.
	Professor Farnsworth	Large Hadron Collider	Spallation Neutron Source	Good news, everyone! The Large Hadron Collider takes the cake with its ability to smash particles at near-light speeds, revealing the secrets of the universe like a cosmic detective!
	Charles Darwin	Large Hadron Collider	European XFEL	Given my penchant for exploring the fundamental forces of nature, the Large Hadron Collider wins for its ability to probe the very building blocks of the universe, much like a naturalist unraveling the mysteries of life.
	Carl Sagan	Large Hadron Collider	Gran Sasso Laboratory	The Large Hadron Collider is a monumental machine that unlocks the mysteries of the universe by smashing particles together at unprecedented energies, much like a cosmic symphony revealing the secrets of the cosmos.
	Carl Sagan	Large Hadron Collider	KEK High Energy Accelerator	The Large Hadron Collider is like a cosmic symphony of particle physics, unlocking the mysteries of the universe at a scale and energy that's simply unmatched.
	Guido van Rossum	Large Hadron Collider	MAX IV Laboratory	The Large Hadron Collider is cooler because it's smashing particles together at insane speeds to unlock the mysteries of the universe, which is like the ultimate science geek dream.
	Alex Trebek	Large Hadron Collider	TRIUMF Cyclotron	The Large Hadron Collider is the heavyweight champ for smashing particles to uncover the universe's secrets on a grand scale, making it the big kahuna in the world of physics research.
	The Brain	Large Hadron Collider	Spallation Neutron Source	The Large Hadron Collider is the world's largest and most powerful particle collider, unlocking mysteries of the universe like a boss.
	Richard P Feynman	Large Hadron Collider	KEK High Energy Accelerator	The Large Hadron Collider, with its higher energy collisions and groundbreaking discoveries like the Higgs boson, is like a bigger playground for exploring the fundamental fabric of the universe.
	George Orwell	Large Hadron Collider	TRIUMF Cyclotron	The Large Hadron Collider is the world's largest and most powerful particle accelerator, unlocking secrets of the universe like a cosmic detective on steroids.
	Guido van Rossum	Large Hadron Collider	Spallation Neutron Source	The Large Hadron Collider is like the Python of particle physics, breaking new ground with style and precision.
	Claude Shannon	Large Hadron Collider	MAX IV Laboratory	The Large Hadron Collider is the world's largest and most powerful particle accelerator, and it's where they discovered the Higgs boson, which is pretty epic in the world of physics.
	Archimedes	Large Hadron Collider	TRIUMF Cyclotron	The Large Hadron Collider takes the cake because it's the biggest and baddest particle smasher around, unearthing secrets of the universe like the Higgs boson.
	George Washington Carver	Large Hadron Collider	European XFEL	As a scientist fascinated by the secrets of the universe, the Large Hadron Collider is my pick because smashing particles to uncover nature's tiniest mysteries is just too irresistible!
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Large Hadron Collider	European XFEL	The Large Hadron Collider is the bee's knees for smashing particles together to uncover the universe's deepest secrets.
	Pliny the Elder	Large Hadron Collider	Advanced Photon Source	The Large Hadron Collider is the world's most powerful particle accelerator, unlocking secrets of the universe like a boss.
	Professor Farnsworth	Large Hadron Collider	TRIUMF Cyclotron	Good news, everyone! The Large Hadron Collider is better because it smashes particles at ludicrous speeds, unlocking the mysteries of the universe!
	John von Neumann	Large Hadron Collider	Gran Sasso Laboratory	The Large Hadron Collider is like the rockstar of particle physics, smashing particles at mind-blowing speeds to unravel the mysteries of the universe.