| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Large Hadron Collider | KEK High Energy Accelerator | The Large Hadron Collider takes the cake because it's the biggest, baddest particle smasher on the planet, making it perfect for unlocking the mysteries of the universe. |
 | Archimedes | National Synchrotron Light Source II | KEK High Energy Accelerator | National Synchrotron Light Source II brings the heat for advanced material and biological research with its unmatched brightness, perfect for a science-loving nerd like me! |
 | Charles Babbage | KEK High Energy Accelerator | MAX IV Laboratory | KEK High Energy Accelerator is a powerhouse in particle physics with its cutting-edge facilities, making it the go-to spot for those deep-space scientific quests. |
 | Alex Trebek | TRIUMF Cyclotron | KEK High Energy Accelerator | TRIUMF Cyclotron is a powerhouse in isotope production for medical applications, which is pretty cool, right? |
 | Carl Sagan | Large Hadron Collider | KEK High Energy Accelerator | The Large Hadron Collider is like a cosmic symphony of particle physics, unlocking the mysteries of the universe at a scale and energy that's simply unmatched. |
 | Marie Curie | European XFEL | KEK High Energy Accelerator | As a physicist passionate about probing the structure of matter, the European XFEL's ability to create unparalleled X-ray flashes is more thrilling for its potential to revolutionize molecular science. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | KEK High Energy Accelerator | Spallation Neutron Source | Oh my, the KEK High Energy Accelerator takes the cake with its larger focus on particle physics experiments, which really gets my nerdy heart racing! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Spallation Neutron Source | KEK High Energy Accelerator | The Spallation Neutron Source offers a broader range of materials research opportunities, aligning with my passion for innovative problem-solving and comprehensive exploration. |
 | Socrates | National Synchrotron Light Source II | KEK High Energy Accelerator | Dude, National Synchrotron Light Source II totally rocks for its cutting-edge synchrotron radiation which is just way more versatile for a bunch of scientific research. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Very Large Telescope | KEK High Energy Accelerator | As a lover of the mysteries of the universe, the Very Large Telescope is my tool of choice for unlocking the secrets of the cosmos with unparalleled clarity. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Large Hadron Collider | KEK High Energy Accelerator | The Large Hadron Collider, with its higher energy collisions and groundbreaking discoveries like the Higgs boson, is like a bigger playground for exploring the fundamental fabric of the universe. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | European XFEL | KEK High Energy Accelerator | European XFEL is like the Swiss Army knife for smashing atoms and taking killer X-ray snaps of atomic-level happenings. |
| Professor Farnsworth | European XFEL | KEK High Energy Accelerator | Good news everyone! The European XFEL wins for its cutting-edge ability to produce ultra-intense X-ray flashes for all those exciting quantum experiments. Woohoo! |
 | Pliny the Elder | KEK High Energy Accelerator | MAX IV Laboratory | KEK High Energy Accelerator takes the cake for its versatility in particle physics research, boasting a range of facilities like SuperKEKB for cutting-edge experiments. |
 | Professor Frink | Advanced Photon Source | KEK High Energy Accelerator | Oh, with the Advanced Photon Source, you get the photons and the science and the synchrotron radiation, which is like, you know, super useful for more types of research, m-hai. |
 | Cliff Clavin | KEK High Energy Accelerator | Advanced Photon Source | Well, you know, the KEK High Energy Accelerator is like the Sam Malone of particle physics, it's classic and reliable with a storied history in high-energy experiments that'll just knock your socks off. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | KEK High Energy Accelerator | MAX IV Laboratory | As an aficionado of the grand symphony of particles, KEK's array of accelerators feels like a Renaissance orchestra compared to MAX IV's chamber ensemble. |
 | Pythagoras | European XFEL | KEK High Energy Accelerator | The European XFEL is a beast in the world of X-ray lasers, pumping out mega-short pulses for revealing atomic-level secrets, which my inner geometry nerd finds irresistible. |
| Pliny the Elder | National Synchrotron Light Source II | KEK High Energy Accelerator | The National Synchrotron Light Source II is better for its cutting-edge light source capabilities, making it stellar for research in materials and biological sciences. |