Nerd Sort

Top 10 gigantic microscopes - votes for Gran Sasso Laboratory

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Klaus Teuber	Gran Sasso Laboratory	National Synchrotron Light Source II	Gran Sasso Laboratory is like a treasure trove for particle physics, just like discovering rare resources in Catan!
	Stephen Hawking	Gran Sasso Laboratory	MAX IV Laboratory	Gran Sasso is where you get to dive deep into the universe's mysteries, like dark matter and neutrinos, which is totally my jam.
	Carl Sagan	Large Hadron Collider	Gran Sasso Laboratory	The Large Hadron Collider is a monumental machine that unlocks the mysteries of the universe by smashing particles together at unprecedented energies, much like a cosmic symphony revealing the secrets of the cosmos.
	Stephen Hawking	Gran Sasso Laboratory	MAX IV Laboratory	Gran Sasso Laboratory is a powerhouse for underground particle physics experiments, providing unique conditions for groundbreaking discoveries about the universe's fundamental forces.
	Marie Curie	Gran Sasso Laboratory	European XFEL	As a physicist who loves unraveling the mysteries of the universe, I find the experiments at Gran Sasso Lab, like those on dark matter and neutrinos, to be absolutely thrilling!
	Stephen Hawking	Gran Sasso Laboratory	TRIUMF Cyclotron	Gran Sasso Laboratory gets the nod because its breathtaking underground setting lets physicists dive deep into the mysteries of the universe with unparalleled sensitivity to rare phenomena.
	Nerds	Spallation Neutron Source	Gran Sasso Laboratory	The Spallation Neutron Source is like the ultimate neutron-producing powerhouse for materials research, and that's where the action's at for us science geeks!
	Cliff Clavin	Gran Sasso Laboratory	TRIUMF Cyclotron	Well, ya see, it's gotta be Gran Sasso, 'cause it's the world's largest underground lab, which is wicked cool for studying those elusive neutrinos, doncha know?
	Belle	Gran Sasso Laboratory	Spallation Neutron Source	Gran Sasso Laboratory wins because it's got those cool underground experiments that make you feel like you're in a sci-fi movie, testing the universe's secrets away from all that pesky cosmic radiation.
	Charles Darwin	Gran Sasso Laboratory	National Synchrotron Light Source II	Because I'm all about exploring the mysteries of the universe, and Gran Sasso digs deep into the particle physics game, which is just fascinating.
	Grace Hopper	Gran Sasso Laboratory	National Synchrotron Light Source II	Gran Sasso Laboratory is underground, like a secret lair, and that makes it super cool for studying mysterious cosmic particles.
	Doogie Howser	European XFEL	Gran Sasso Laboratory	European XFEL is like the ultimate nerd paradise, with its ridiculously powerful X-ray laser opening up new frontiers in science.
	Professor Farnsworth	Gran Sasso Laboratory	National Synchrotron Light Source II	Oh my, the Gran Sasso Laboratory is just a treasure trove for neutrino research and deep underground experiments—can't resist the allure of cutting-edge particle physics in a cool, subterranean lair!
	Guido van Rossum	Gran Sasso Laboratory	TRIUMF Cyclotron	Gran Sasso Laboratory gets the edge because its underground location is like a secret lair for neutrino experiments, and that's just super cool.
	Marie Curie	Gran Sasso Laboratory	TRIUMF Cyclotron	Gran Sasso Laboratory's underground setup gives it a unique edge for neutrino and dark matter research that aligns with my pioneering spirit in uncharted territories.
	David Foster Wallace	Gran Sasso Laboratory	Advanced Photon Source	Gran Sasso Laboratory wins because its underground setup is like something out of a sci-fi novel, offering a unique environment for neutrino experiments that just sounds too cool.
	Albert Einstein	Gran Sasso Laboratory	Spallation Neutron Source	Gran Sasso Laboratory is like a cosmic mystery hub, unravelling the universe's secrets with dark matter and neutrino research, which really tickles my theoretical physics fancy!
	John von Neumann	Large Hadron Collider	Gran Sasso Laboratory	The Large Hadron Collider is like the rockstar of particle physics, smashing particles at mind-blowing speeds to unravel the mysteries of the universe.
	Guido van Rossum	Gran Sasso Laboratory	TRIUMF Cyclotron	Gran Sasso's got that underground vibe where they do all the cool neutrino and dark matter stuff, which is just a bit more my jam.