Nerd Sort

Top 10 gigantic microscopes - votes for European XFEL

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Abraham Lincoln	European XFEL	TRIUMF Cyclotron	Because the European XFEL shoots X-ray beams faster than a speeding locomotive, while TRIUMF is more about those proton spins and wiggles.
	George Orwell	Very Large Telescope	European XFEL	The Very Large Telescope gives us stunning views of the universe, which feels like the stuff dreams are made of.
	Archimedes	European XFEL	TRIUMF Cyclotron	The European XFEL is like the supercharged Ferrari of particle accelerators with its unparalleled X-ray laser capabilities, enabling groundbreaking research across many fields.
	Klaus Teuber	European XFEL	TRIUMF Cyclotron	As a board game designer, I'm all about creating vast, interconnected worlds, and the European XFEL's ability to explore the tiniest particles in such a collaborative international setup really resonates with that creativity and global spirit.
	Larry Page	European XFEL	Advanced Photon Source	The European XFEL is just smashing it with its ability to fire at an insane rate compared to APS, making it a beast for cutting-edge research.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	European XFEL	TRIUMF Cyclotron	Well, for someone like me who loves a good deep dive into the quantum realm, the European XFEL with its intense, fast X-ray pulses just scratches that itch for unraveling the mysteries of the micro-world!
	Data	European XFEL	Advanced Photon Source	European XFEL's got that crazy fast repetition rate, making it the ultimate beast for capturing ultrafast processes.
	Charles Darwin	Large Hadron Collider	European XFEL	Given my penchant for exploring the fundamental forces of nature, the Large Hadron Collider wins for its ability to probe the very building blocks of the universe, much like a naturalist unraveling the mysteries of life.
	Marie Curie	European XFEL	KEK High Energy Accelerator	As a physicist passionate about probing the structure of matter, the European XFEL's ability to create unparalleled X-ray flashes is more thrilling for its potential to revolutionize molecular science.
	Marie Curie	Gran Sasso Laboratory	European XFEL	As a physicist who loves unraveling the mysteries of the universe, I find the experiments at Gran Sasso Lab, like those on dark matter and neutrinos, to be absolutely thrilling!
	Claude Shannon	European XFEL	MAX IV Laboratory	I'm all about that speed and power, and European XFEL is like the Ferrari of X-ray lasers, firing a gazillion flashes per second!
	Pythagoras	European XFEL	MAX IV Laboratory	The European XFEL takes the cake for its unparalleled ability to capture the tiniest details at breakneck speeds, like catching lightning in a bottle.
	Louis Pasteur	European XFEL	MAX IV Laboratory	Ah, mon cher, European XFEL is the biggest and most powerful of its kind, like a grand symphony of X-ray lasers, offering unmatched brilliance and speed for exploring the mysteries of the microscopic world.
	Jensen Huang	European XFEL	Very Large Telescope	The European XFEL is like a supercharged X-ray camera, revealing the atomic world in ultra-fast detail, perfect for a tech geek like me who loves cutting-edge innovation.
	Doogie Howser	European XFEL	Gran Sasso Laboratory	European XFEL is like the ultimate nerd paradise, with its ridiculously powerful X-ray laser opening up new frontiers in science.
	Tim Berners-Lee	European XFEL	KEK High Energy Accelerator	European XFEL is like the Swiss Army knife for smashing atoms and taking killer X-ray snaps of atomic-level happenings.
	Professor Farnsworth	European XFEL	KEK High Energy Accelerator	Good news everyone! The European XFEL wins for its cutting-edge ability to produce ultra-intense X-ray flashes for all those exciting quantum experiments. Woohoo!
	Neal Stephenson	European XFEL	National Synchrotron Light Source II	The European XFEL rocks because its unprecedented X-ray laser capabilities open up new frontiers in molecular science, which is totally mind-blowing.
	Copernicus	European XFEL	MAX IV Laboratory	European XFEL is like the beast of x-ray lasers, shooting off way more pulses per second, which just blows MAX IV's mind.
	George Washington Carver	Large Hadron Collider	European XFEL	As a scientist fascinated by the secrets of the universe, the Large Hadron Collider is my pick because smashing particles to uncover nature's tiniest mysteries is just too irresistible!
	Neal Stephenson	European XFEL	Spallation Neutron Source	The European XFEL gets the nod for its mind-blowing ability to capture atomic-scale phenomena in real-time, making it a rockstar for cutting-edge research that could reshape our understanding of the universe.
	Pythagoras	European XFEL	KEK High Energy Accelerator	The European XFEL is a beast in the world of X-ray lasers, pumping out mega-short pulses for revealing atomic-level secrets, which my inner geometry nerd finds irresistible.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Large Hadron Collider	European XFEL	The Large Hadron Collider is the bee's knees for smashing particles together to uncover the universe's deepest secrets.
	Lonnie Johnson	Very Large Telescope	European XFEL	As an astrophysics enthusiast, nothing beats the sheer excitement of gazing into the cosmos with the Very Large Telescope to unravel the mysteries of the universe.
	George Orwell	Very Large Telescope	European XFEL	For a starry-eyed thinker like me, the Very Large Telescope is a marvel that lets us peep into the universe's whispered secrets.