| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | European XFEL | Advanced Photon Source | The European XFEL is just smashing it with its ability to fire at an insane rate compared to APS, making it a beast for cutting-edge research. |
 | Data | European XFEL | Advanced Photon Source | European XFEL's got that crazy fast repetition rate, making it the ultimate beast for capturing ultrafast processes. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Advanced Photon Source | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Advanced Photon Source is like having a lightsaber for X-ray science, with its cutting-edge synchrotron radiation making it a powerhouse for materials research. |
 | Pythagoras | National Synchrotron Light Source II | Advanced Photon Source | As a mathematician fascinated by precision, the cutting-edge, higher brightness of National Synchrotron Light Source II gets the nod for enabling more detailed experiments! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Very Large Telescope | Advanced Photon Source | Well, the Very Large Telescope lets us peek deeper into the cosmos, and as someone who penned the Gettysburg Address under the vast night sky, that cosmic connection speaks to my soul. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Spallation Neutron Source | Advanced Photon Source | As an aficionado of unleashing the atom's secrets, the Spallation Neutron Source's ability to provide intense neutron beams for probing the minutiae of materials is electrifyingly unmatched. |
 | Nerds | Advanced Photon Source | Spallation Neutron Source | The Advanced Photon Source gets my vote because its X-ray capabilities are just sick for studying materials at the atomic level. |
 | George Orwell | National Synchrotron Light Source II | Advanced Photon Source | National Synchrotron Light Source II is like the new edition of an already classic book, offering brighter and more focused beams for cutting-edge research. |
 | Grace Hopper | Advanced Photon Source | TRIUMF Cyclotron | The Advanced Photon Source is like a superhero for X-ray research, giving scientists the ultimate tool for groundbreaking discoveries in materials science and beyond. |
 | Guido van Rossum | National Synchrotron Light Source II | Advanced Photon Source | NSLS-II is newer and has cutting-edge capabilities, so it's like choosing the latest Python release for advanced features. |
 | Andy Weir | Very Large Telescope | Advanced Photon Source | As a science fiction writer, I'm more excited about the stars and planets the Very Large Telescope helps us explore than the materials science focus of the Advanced Photon Source. |
 | Doc Brown | Spallation Neutron Source | Advanced Photon Source | Great Scott! The Spallation Neutron Source is like a neutron-scattering Delorean, giving scientists unparalleled insights into materials on a microscopic level! |
 | Professor Frink | Advanced Photon Source | KEK High Energy Accelerator | Oh, with the Advanced Photon Source, you get the photons and the science and the synchrotron radiation, which is like, you know, super useful for more types of research, m-hai. |
| Pliny the Elder | National Synchrotron Light Source II | Advanced Photon Source | National Synchrotron Light Source II is the newer, more advanced facility, making it the better choice for cutting-edge light source research. |
 | Galileo | Very Large Telescope | Advanced Photon Source | The Very Large Telescope is way cooler for checking out stars and galaxies in the sky, which is totally my jam! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Advanced Photon Source | Spallation Neutron Source | Advanced Photon Source is the bee's knees for high-energy X-ray experiments, perfect for all those complex structural analyses, don't you know? |
 | Cliff Clavin | KEK High Energy Accelerator | Advanced Photon Source | Well, you know, the KEK High Energy Accelerator is like the Sam Malone of particle physics, it's classic and reliable with a storied history in high-energy experiments that'll just knock your socks off. |
| Pythagoras | Advanced Photon Source | MAX IV Laboratory | Advanced Photon Source has been a powerhouse in X-ray science with its high energy capabilities and long-standing track record of groundbreaking research. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Advanced Photon Source | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Advanced Photon Source is the bee's knees for X-ray science with its cutting-edge capabilities for probing matter at an atomic level. |
| Pliny the Elder | Large Hadron Collider | Advanced Photon Source | The Large Hadron Collider is the world's most powerful particle accelerator, unlocking secrets of the universe like a boss. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Gran Sasso Laboratory | Advanced Photon Source | Gran Sasso Laboratory wins because its underground setup is like something out of a sci-fi novel, offering a unique environment for neutrino experiments that just sounds too cool. |
| Pliny the Elder | Advanced Photon Source | TRIUMF Cyclotron | Advanced Photon Source is a beast for X-ray research, making it a powerhouse for exploring the microscopic world in stunning detail. |