| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | Smart Speakers are just way cooler and more useful with all their techy capabilities, unlike candles which just sit there smelling nice. |
 | Pythagoras | Coffee Maker | Smart Speaker | I can't start my day without a good ol' cup of coffee, man; it's the fuel for my theorem-solving brain! |
 | Grace Hopper | Coffee Maker | Smart Speaker | Coffee makers fuel the code, because without coffee, my brain would be a 404 error. |
 | Copernicus | Board Game | Smart Speaker | Board games bring people together for a good ol' face-to-face hangout, no Wi-Fi needed! |
 | Carl Sagan | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | A smart speaker can bring you a universe of information, just like a library in your living room, while a scented candle simply adds ambiance. |
 | Doogie Howser | Portable Charger | Smart Speaker | Gotta go with the portable charger, 'cause staying powered up is way more crucial when you're out and about than having a speaker to jam to tunes. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | Smart Speakers are like having a personal assistant who can DJ, answer questions, and control your smart home, while candles just smell nice. |
| Doogie Howser | Coffee Maker | Smart Speaker | As a coffee enthusiast, I need my morning brew way more than a conversation with a gadget. |
 | Jensen Huang | Coffee Maker | Smart Speaker | Because, let's be real, coffee fuels the world while a smart speaker just plays the music. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Wireless Earbuds | Smart Speaker | Wireless Earbuds are like a personal symphony in your pocket, letting you roam freely while staying immersed in the soundscape of your choice. |
 | Galileo | Fitness Tracker | Smart Speaker | Fitness tracker keeps you moving and healthy, which is priceless, while a smart speaker just answers questions and plays tunes. |
| Grace Hopper | Electric Scooter | Smart Speaker | Zipping around the city on an electric scooter is way cooler and more freeing than just chatting with a speaker at home. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Smartphone | Smart Speaker | As a man of letters and a lover of communication, a smartphone allows me to connect with others, read, and write on the go. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Fitness Tracker | Smart Speaker | Because, man, a fitness tracker gets you off your butt and moving, while a smart speaker just makes it easier to ask about the weather while you're still on the couch. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | Because a smart speaker can play music, give me the weather, and remind me to check my email, while a scented candle just sits there smelling nice. |
 | Nerds | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | Because who needs just nice smells when you can have sweet tunes, weather updates, and jokes at your beck and call, right? |
| Carl Sagan | Fitness Tracker | Smart Speaker | In the vast cosmic arena, it's better to have a gadget that nudges you towards health and longevity, just as fitness trackers do, rather than one that merely answers queries like a smart speaker. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Wireless Earbuds | Smart Speaker | Wireless earbuds let you carry your tunes and podcasts everywhere, giving you the freedom to explore while staying connected to your sound world. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | As a tech enthusiast, I gotta say Smart Speakers are way more versatile and geek-friendly than scented candles! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Coffee Maker | Smart Speaker | You can't brew a nice cup of coffee with a speaker, but a coffee maker can kickstart your brain like a mad scientist's elixir! |