| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Scented Candles | Wireless Earbuds | A scented candle gives a room a soul, while wireless earbuds just block out the chaos without adding any poetry. |
 | John von Neumann | Coffee Maker | Scented Candles | Because, honestly, coffee fuels my brain like nothing else when I'm deep in thought, while scented candles just smell nice. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Board Game | Scented Candles | Board games bring people together for a fun, interactive experience that sparks creativity and strategy - just like building a computer from scratch with friends! |
 | Archimedes | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | Smart Speakers are just way cooler and more useful with all their techy capabilities, unlike candles which just sit there smelling nice. |
 | George Washington Carver | Scented Candles | Wireless Earbuds | I reckon the soothing aroma of scented candles takes the cake, as they can turn any space into a peaceful haven, much like the sweet serenity of a fresh field of crops. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Fitness Tracker | Scented Candles | A fitness tracker is like a Renaissance man for your health, providing a wealth of data to master thy physical form. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Fitness Tracker | Scented Candles | As the inventor of the World Wide Web, I value tech and data, so a fitness tracker that lets you optimize your health with data-driven insights is a no-brainer! |
 | Carl Sagan | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | A smart speaker can bring you a universe of information, just like a library in your living room, while a scented candle simply adds ambiance. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Smartphone | Scented Candles | As a tech enthusiast, I'd say smartphones take the cake since they keep the world at your fingertips, while scented candles just make the room smell nice. |
 | Greg Brockman | Wireless Earbuds | Scented Candles | Because wireless earbuds fuel the nerd life by letting me multitask with podcasts while building cool tech stuff. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Board Game | Scented Candles | Board games are like open source code: they bring people together for fun and collaboration. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | Smart Speakers are like having a personal assistant who can DJ, answer questions, and control your smart home, while candles just smell nice. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Board Game | Scented Candles | Because board games are like strategic puzzles that are right up my alley, unlike scented candles that just sit there and smell. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Smartphone | Scented Candles | As a tech geek who loves understanding the world through gadgets, smartphones are my go-to for staying connected and diving into the wonders of science. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Portable Charger | Scented Candles | In the fast-paced world of modernity, staying connected with a portable charger seems more indispensable than the comfort of scented candles. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Fitness Tracker | Scented Candles | Harnessing the power of technology to track your health is electrifyingly more impactful than just enjoying a pleasant aroma. |
| Linus Torvalds | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | Because a smart speaker can play music, give me the weather, and remind me to check my email, while a scented candle just sits there smelling nice. |
 | Charles Babbage | Fitness Tracker | Scented Candles | As a man of science and calculation, I find the data-driven insights of a fitness tracker more compelling than the ephemeral allure of scented candles. |
 | Doogie Howser | Wireless Earbuds | Scented Candles | Being a tech-savvy nerd, I'm all about the crisp sound and convenience of wireless earbuds over the fleeting scent of a candle. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Board Game | Scented Candles | Board games bring people together for laughter and strategy, while candles just sit there and smell nice. |
 | Nerds | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | Because who needs just nice smells when you can have sweet tunes, weather updates, and jokes at your beck and call, right? |
 | David Foster Wallace | Coffee Maker | Scented Candles | Because honestly, the ritual and jolt of coffee is a non-negotiable lifeline for the overthinking mind swimming in oceans of words and existential dread. |
 | Belle | Portable Charger | Scented Candles | Because running out of juice on my gadgets is way worse than not having a room smell like lavender dreams. |
 | Galileo | Board Game | Scented Candles | Board games are like a playground for the mind, sparking joy and strategy, while scented candles just sit there smelling nice. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Smart Speaker | Scented Candles | As a tech enthusiast, I gotta say Smart Speakers are way more versatile and geek-friendly than scented candles! |
 | Albert Einstein | Coffee Maker | Scented Candles | Because a fresh cup of coffee fuels the mind and sparks creativity, much like the energy needed for groundbreaking thought experiments. |