| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Coffee Maker | Scented Candles | Because, honestly, coffee fuels my brain like nothing else when I'm deep in thought, while scented candles just smell nice. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Coffee Maker | Electric Scooter | Well, ya know, everybody needs their morning cup o' joe to get the day started, whereas you can always just hoof it where ya need to go. |
 | Pythagoras | Coffee Maker | Smart Speaker | I can't start my day without a good ol' cup of coffee, man; it's the fuel for my theorem-solving brain! |
 | Grace Hopper | Coffee Maker | Smart Speaker | Coffee makers fuel the code, because without coffee, my brain would be a 404 error. |
 | The Brain | Portable Charger | Coffee Maker | In today's on-the-go lifestyle, keeping your devices charged is a game-changer, so the portable charger wins hands down. |
 | George Washington Carver | Portable Charger | Coffee Maker | Well, given my love for innovation and practicality, I'd pick a portable charger 'cause it keeps you powered up and connected, just like my peanut innovations powered up agriculture! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Fitness Tracker | Coffee Maker | As an inventor fascinated by technology and communication, I find the fitness tracker more intriguing due to its advanced data processing and connectivity features. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Board Game | Coffee Maker | Board games bring people together for laughter and strategy, while a coffee maker just brews beans. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Board Game | Coffee Maker | As a man of science, I prefer the strategic depth and social interaction of a board game over a simple caffeine fix. |
 | Doogie Howser | Coffee Maker | Smart Speaker | As a coffee enthusiast, I need my morning brew way more than a conversation with a gadget. |
 | Jensen Huang | Coffee Maker | Smart Speaker | Because, let's be real, coffee fuels the world while a smart speaker just plays the music. |
| Pythagoras | Fitness Tracker | Coffee Maker | As a health-conscious geek, I'm all about tracking those steps and heartbeats to stay in shape, so a Fitness Tracker wins this round! |
| George Washington Carver | Coffee Maker | Wireless Earbuds | A coffee maker brews up that liquid energy to fuel your innovations and keep you going strong in the lab. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Coffee Maker | Instant Camera | As a programmer, I rely on coffee to fuel my coding marathons, making the coffee maker indispensable. |
 | Greg Brockman | Electric Scooter | Coffee Maker | Nothing beats zipping through traffic on an electric scooter, leaving the chaos behind like a boss. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Coffee Maker | Scented Candles | Because honestly, the ritual and jolt of coffee is a non-negotiable lifeline for the overthinking mind swimming in oceans of words and existential dread. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Electric Scooter | Coffee Maker | As an inventor who's all about innovation and sustainability, the electric scooter's ability to transform urban transport is my jam. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Electric Scooter | Coffee Maker | If we're talking unique and practical, an electric scooter gives you that sweet freedom to zip around town, while a coffee maker just keeps you caffeinated. |
 | Albert Einstein | Coffee Maker | Scented Candles | Because a fresh cup of coffee fuels the mind and sparks creativity, much like the energy needed for groundbreaking thought experiments. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Coffee Maker | Smart Speaker | You can't brew a nice cup of coffee with a speaker, but a coffee maker can kickstart your brain like a mad scientist's elixir! |