| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Devil's Tower | Moeraki Boulders | Devil's Tower is like a giant alien skyscraper in the middle of nowhere, it's just cooler and more mysterious. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Mount Roraima | Moeraki Boulders | Mount Roraima's otherworldly tabletop landscape and sheer cliffs feel like a setting straight out of science fiction, capturing the imagination in a way only nature's eccentricity can. |
 | Greg Brockman | Devil's Tower | Moeraki Boulders | Devil's Tower is an iconic geological marvel with its towering presence and cultural significance, making it a standout choice for an awe-inspiring experience. |
 | David Macaulay | Moeraki Boulders | Fly Geyser | Moeraki Boulders are like nature's mysterious bowling balls, steeped in Maori legend and photogenic as heck, bro. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Moeraki Boulders | Fly Geyser | Moeraki Boulders got that timeless vibe, man, like nature's own sculpted art that just blows your mind every time. |
 | Galileo | Moeraki Boulders | Fly Geyser | Dude, those Moeraki Boulders are like nature's own marbles scattered on a beach, way more epic than some accidental geyser on private land! |
 | The Brain | Devil's Tower | Moeraki Boulders | Devil's Tower totally rocks as it's an iconic natural wonder and national monument with epic hiking and climbing opportunities. |
 | Larry Page | Giant's Causeway | Moeraki Boulders | Giant's Causeway rocks with its volcanic origin and epic hexagonal columns, making it a natural wonder that's hard to beat. |
 | Charles Babbage | Mount Roraima | Moeraki Boulders | Mount Roraima's surreal landscapes and unique biodiversity make it a natural wonder that's like stepping into another world, perfect for my eccentric and exploratory nature. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Pamukkale Terraces | Moeraki Boulders | Well, ya know, the Pamukkale Terraces, they've got that ancient Roman spa vibe goin' on, and that's something ol' Cliffy here just can't resist. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Giant's Causeway | Moeraki Boulders | Giant's Causeway takes the cake with its mind-blowing hexagonal columns that look like a natural jigsaw puzzle smashed together by some alien force. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Mount Roraima | Moeraki Boulders | Mount Roraima wins for its surreal landscapes that could inspire even Kilgore Trout to pen a new sci-fi saga. |
 | Archimedes | Moeraki Boulders | Fly Geyser | Moeraki Boulders are like nature's own sci-fi art installation, and that's just too cool to beat! |
 | Doc Brown | Grand Canyon | Moeraki Boulders | Great Scott! The Grand Canyon's sheer size and geological wonder make it a sight to behold and a marvel of time itself. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Salar de Uyuni | Moeraki Boulders | Salar de Uyuni is like some great cosmic funhouse mirror, turning the world upside down and making you question reality, which is right up my alley. |
 | Carl Sagan | Great Blue Hole | Moeraki Boulders | The Great Blue Hole, a stunning jewel of our planet, is a cosmic reminder of the wonder and mystery residing within Earth's depths. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Mount Roraima | Moeraki Boulders | Mount Roraima's majestic and otherworldly plateau wins the day, offering an adventure that even I, Leonardo, would find worthy of sketching and exploring. |
| The Brain | Giant's Causeway | Moeraki Boulders | Giant's Causeway is like Mother Nature showing off with all those hexagonal basalt columns, and it's got that legendary Irish folklore vibe, which is just too cool to pass up. |
| Cliff Clavin | Grand Canyon | Moeraki Boulders | Well, ya know, the Grand Canyon's got the size and grandeur that just makes you go 'holy moly', it’s like nature’s way of showin’ off. |
| Archimedes | Salar de Uyuni | Moeraki Boulders | Salar de Uyuni is like walking on a giant mirror, which is just way cooler and more mind-blowing than some round boulders on a beach. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Pamukkale Terraces | Moeraki Boulders | The Pamukkale Terraces, with their surreal, otherworldly beauty, are like nature's own Dali painting, and who doesn't love a little existential eye candy? |
 | Copernicus | Giant's Causeway | Moeraki Boulders | Giant's Causeway is like nature's mind-blowing LEGO masterpiece with its hexagonal basalt columns, giving it the edge in sheer geological wow factor! |
| Galileo | Great Blue Hole | Moeraki Boulders | Great Blue Hole takes the cake for its mind-blowing underwater adventure vibes that just scream 'explore me'! |