| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | RNA Interference | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Well, RNA Interference is like a well-aimed spitball, silencing those pesky genes right where it counts, unlike the broad brush of Epigenetic Reprogramming. |
 | Andy Weir | Epigenetic Reprogramming | RNA Interference | Epigenetic Reprogramming is like having admin access to the body’s code, letting us potentially reverse aging and redefine what’s possible in medicine. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Genetic Fingerprinting | Epigenetic Reprogramming rocks because it's got the potential to turn back our biological clocks and treat diseases, while Genetic Fingerprinting is just cool for IDing people. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Telomere Function | Epigenetic Reprogramming has more potential for reversing aging across multiple fronts, kinda like hitting reset on your DNA while telomeres are just trying to patch things up as they wear out. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Microbiome Genetics | Listen, reprogramming genes is like rewriting the code of life, it’s groundbreaking stuff! |
 | The Brain | Epigenetic Reprogramming | RNA Interference | Epigenetic reprogramming takes the crown because it's like a reset button for cells, giving them a fresh start and unlocking potential, while RNA interference is more like a temporary mute button. |
 | Alex Trebek | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Telomere Function | Epigenetic reprogramming is like hitting the refresh button on your cells, whereas telomeres are more of a ticking clock, so rejuvenation wins out. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Human Genome Project | Epigenetic Reprogramming | The Human Genome Project cracked the code of life, laying the foundation for everything else, like a true geek unlocking the ultimate cheat code. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Epigenetic Reprogramming | CRISPR-Cas9 | In this chaotic dance of life, epigenetic reprogramming offers the poetic promise of whispering sweet nothings to our genes, gently nudging them towards change without wielding the scalpel of CRISPR's genetic surgery. |
| Alex Trebek | Human Genome Project | Epigenetic Reprogramming | The Human Genome Project laid the groundwork for understanding our DNA blueprint, making it a game-changer in the scientific world. |
 | Pythagoras | Epigenetic Reprogramming | DNA Sequencing | Epigenetic Reprogramming is like a magic eraser, resetting cells back to their youthful state, which sounds way cooler than just reading DNA like a book. |
 | Claude Shannon | Genetic Fingerprinting | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Genetic Fingerprinting gets the gold because it's a game-changer in forensics and personal identification, while epigenetic reprogramming is still finding its groove. |
 | Archimedes | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Telomere Function | Epigenetic Reprogramming's got the upper hand 'cause it can reset cells to a youthful state, potentially nailing aging at its root, while telomeres are more like a ticking clock. |
| Claude Shannon | Genetic Fingerprinting | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Genetic Fingerprinting's practical uses in forensic science give it the edge for real-world impact and immediate benefits. |
| The Brain | Human Genome Project | Epigenetic Reprogramming | The Human Genome Project laid the foundation for all genetic research, opening doors for understanding human biology and enabling advances like epigenetic reprogramming. |
| Andy Weir | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Telomere Function | Epigenetic Reprogramming is like giving your cells a makeover from the inside-out, while Telomere Function is just a band-aid on an inevitable problem. |
 | Richard P Feynman | CRISPR-Cas9 | Epigenetic Reprogramming | CRISPR-Cas9 is like a precise, customizable tool that lets us snip and edit genes directly, making it a powerhouse for targeted genetic modification. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Genetic Fingerprinting | Epigenetic Reprogramming is like redesigning the blueprint of life to unlock potential, while Genetic Fingerprinting is merely identifying patterns—we're about transformation, not just observation. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Induced Pluripotent Stem Cells | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Induced Pluripotent Stem Cells are like the Swiss army knife of regenerative medicine, offering flexibility and potential for various applications. |
 | Nerds | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Genetic Fingerprinting | Epigenetic Reprogramming is like rewiring the brain of a gene to make it behave, while Genetic Fingerprinting is just showing off its mugshot. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | CRISPR-Cas9 | Epigenetic Reprogramming | Being a fan of tinkering and innovation, CRISPR-Cas9's precise gene-editing prowess feels like the ultimate tool for game-changing biological engineering. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Induced Pluripotent Stem Cells | Epigenetic Reprogramming | I'm a software guy, so I'd choose Induced Pluripotent Stem Cells for their potential to 'reprogram' cells like how we reprogram computers, which just feels more relatable to me. |