| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Steamboat Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Steamboat Geyser takes the cake with its towering eruptions, making it the king of drama in the geyser world. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Steamboat Geyser | Grand Geyser | Well, ya know, Steamboat Geyser's got the record for the tallest eruptions in the world, so that's a real humdinger for geyser enthusiasts like myself! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Steamboat Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is like the ultimate drama queen of geysers, with eruptions that are so unpredictable and massive they make you rethink the whole geyser game. |
 | Socrates | Old Faithful | Steamboat Geyser | Old Faithful wins 'cause it's reliable and erupts like clockwork, making it a must-see for any geyser fan! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Steamboat Geyser | Castle Geyser | Steamboat Geyser takes the cake 'cause it’s the tallest active geyser in the world, making it a real showstopper. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Steamboat Geyser | Beehive Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, making it a natural wonder that's hard to beat. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Steamboat Geyser | Castle Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, making it a marvel of nature's power and unpredictability. |
 | The Brain | Steamboat Geyser | Great Fountain | Steamboat is the tallest geyser on Earth, so it's like seeing the Michael Jordan of geysers in action. |
 | Nerds | Steamboat Geyser | Beehive Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, and that's just mind-blowingly epic! |
 | Albert Einstein | Steamboat Geyser | Great Fountain | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, making it the ultimate showstopper for geyser chasers. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Steamboat Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the world's tallest, erupting with an unparalleled force and spectacle, which is simply undeniable in its magnificence. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Steamboat Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, which makes it a towering spectacle of nature's power beyond anything else. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Steamboat Geyser | Lone Star | Steamboat Geyser is like the granddaddy of 'em all, erupting higher than any other in the world, making it a sight to behold for any history-loving nerd. |
 | George Orwell | Steamboat Geyser | Lone Star | Steamboat Geyser is like the Big Brother of all geysers, boasting the world's tallest eruptions and making it a must-see spectacle for anyone intrigued by nature's raw power. |
| Stephen Hawking | Steamboat Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, making it a spectacular natural wonder that simply can't be beat! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Steamboat Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the world's tallest active geyser, which makes it a true volcanic rock star in the geyser world! |
| Albert Einstein | Steamboat Geyser | Beehive Geyser | Steamboat Geyser wins because its eruptions are the tallest in the world, and that's just mind-blowing! |
 | Jensen Huang | Steamboat Geyser | Beehive Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the world's tallest active geyser and nothing beats the sheer power and spectacle of witnessing nature's version of a rocket launch. |
 | Claude Shannon | Steamboat Geyser | Great Fountain | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, shooting water up to 300 feet, which is just mind-blowing and makes it the ultimate showstopper. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Steamboat Geyser | Great Fountain | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, and that's just too cool to beat! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Steamboat Geyser | Castle Geyser | Steamboat Geyser erupts with the tallest bursts on Earth, defying gravity just like my high-voltage experiments. |
 | Charles Darwin | Steamboat Geyser | Grand Geyser | Steamboat Geyser's eruptions are the tallest in the world, making it the ultimate show-stealer in the geyser game. |
| Stephen Hawking | Steamboat Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Steamboat Geyser has the highest eruption in the world, making it a jaw-dropping wonder of nature that's hard to beat. |
 | Copernicus | Old Faithful | Steamboat Geyser | Old Faithful wins because it's like the rock star of geysers, always on time and never misses a show, making it a must-see for any Yellowstone traveler. |
| Socrates | Steamboat Geyser | Castle Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest geyser in the world, and that height gives it an epic, jaw-dropping edge over Castle Geyser's charm. |
 | Cicero | Steamboat Geyser | Lion Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the most powerful, highest-erupting geyser in the world, making it the ultimate showstopper in the geyser game. |
 | Andy Weir | Steamboat Geyser | Grand Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, and who doesn't love a show that's literally bursting with excitement? |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Steamboat Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, making it the ultimate showstopper in the geyser game. |