Nerd Sort

Top 10 gargling geysers - votes for Riverside Geyser

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Richard P Feynman	Steamboat Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Steamboat Geyser takes the cake with its towering eruptions, making it the king of drama in the geyser world.
	David Foster Wallace	Steamboat Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Steamboat Geyser is like the ultimate drama queen of geysers, with eruptions that are so unpredictable and massive they make you rethink the whole geyser game.
	David Foster Wallace	Riverside Geyser	Old Faithful	Riverside Geyser's scenic beauty and predictability make it the more captivating choice for those of us who savor tranquility and reliable bursts of nature's spectacle.
	Greg Brockman	Castle Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Castle Geyser wins because its eruptions are like a majestic show, towering and grand, making it a must-see spectacle in Yellowstone!
	Neal Stephenson	Riverside Geyser	Great Fountain	Riverside Geyser's reliable and picturesque eruptions are like a well-timed narrative twist, always hitting the mark with precision and drama.
	Charles Babbage	Riverside Geyser	Great Fountain	Riverside Geyser's consistent and picturesque eruptions just make it the crowd favorite every time, hands down.
	Buckminster Fuller	Grand Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Grand Geyser wins because its eruptions are the tallest and most predictable, giving a more awe-inspiring display of nature's power.
	Albert Einstein	Old Faithful	Riverside Geyser	Old Faithful is the classic, reliable superstar of geysers, erupting like clockwork and dazzling visitors for over a century.
	Buckminster Fuller	Steamboat Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Steamboat Geyser is the world's tallest, erupting with an unparalleled force and spectacle, which is simply undeniable in its magnificence.
	Stephen Hawking	Steamboat Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, which makes it a towering spectacle of nature's power beyond anything else.
	Professor Frink	Riverside Geyser	Lone Star	Well, by my calculations, the Riverside Geyser's regular eruptions and scenic river backdrop make it the geyser equivalent of a grand scientific display, glavin!
	Nikola Tesla	Old Faithful	Riverside Geyser	Old Faithful is more reliable and spectacular, like the precise mechanisms I adore in my inventions.
	Greg Brockman	Beehive Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Beehive Geyser's powerful eruptions and shorter wait time totally make it the rockstar in the geyser game.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Steamboat Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Steamboat Geyser is the world's tallest active geyser, which makes it a true volcanic rock star in the geyser world!
	John von Neumann	Castle Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Castle Geyser's majestic eruptions are like a grand volcanic performance you don't wanna miss, hands down.
	Doc Brown	Riverside Geyser	Great Fountain	Riverside Geyser rocks because it's got that epic angled eruption right over the Firehole River, dude!
	Abraham Lincoln	Riverside Geyser	Daisy Geyser	Riverside Geyser wins because its eruptions near the Firehole River remind me of a grand, yet humble, display of nature's majesty akin to a well-orated speech.
	Leonardo da Vinci	Riverside Geyser	Great Fountain	Riverside Geyser's regular and predictable eruptions make it a dependable spectacle for those who love a good geyser show.
	Pythagoras	Lone Star	Riverside Geyser	Lone Star is less crowded and has more predictable eruption times, making it easier to catch the show without a long wait.
	Professor Frink	Old Faithful	Riverside Geyser	Oh, glavin, Old Faithful is iconic and erupts, like, super predictably every 60 to 110 minutes, making it the go-to geyser for geyser-gawkin' goodness!
	Abraham Lincoln	Beehive Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Beehive Geyser's powerful eruption reminds me of the mighty speeches that can captivate a nation, just like how it captivates its audience with its force and beauty.
	Stephen Hawking	Steamboat Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Steamboat Geyser has the highest eruption in the world, making it a jaw-dropping wonder of nature that's hard to beat.
	Albert Einstein	Old Faithful	Riverside Geyser	Old Faithful takes the crown because it's like a reliable Swiss watch, erupting with punctuality that tourists and scientists can set their clocks by.
	Neal Stephenson	Beehive Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Beehive Geyser wins because its eruptions are more powerful and awe-inspiring, shooting water up to 200 feet, like a volcanic rock concert for geyser enthusiasts.
	Antoine Lavoisier	Steamboat Geyser	Riverside Geyser	Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, making it the ultimate showstopper in the geyser game.