| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star | Good news everyone: Daisy Geyser wins because it erupts more frequently, just like my sudden bursts of inspiration, making it a more reliable spectacle in the unpredictable world of geysers! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star's got that Texas flair and a bold taste that's hard to beat for those who love a classic, no-nonsense beer. |
 | Pythagoras | Beehive Geyser | Lone Star | Beehive Geyser's got that magnificent, unpredictable power show that's just a bit more thrilling than Lone Star's steady but less spectacular performance. |
 | George Washington Carver | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser's regular eruptions remind me of nature's clockwork, just like how I love finding patterns in peanuts! |
 | Alex Trebek | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser's natural beauty and geothermal eruptions outshine any beer, even one as iconic as Lone Star. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser | Well, I'd go with Lone Star for the sheer unpredictability and excitement it brings to the table, just like a good physics problem. |
 | Professor Frink | Riverside Geyser | Lone Star | Well, by my calculations, the Riverside Geyser's regular eruptions and scenic river backdrop make it the geyser equivalent of a grand scientific display, glavin! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Steamboat Geyser | Lone Star | Steamboat Geyser is like the granddaddy of 'em all, erupting higher than any other in the world, making it a sight to behold for any history-loving nerd. |
 | George Orwell | Steamboat Geyser | Lone Star | Steamboat Geyser is like the Big Brother of all geysers, boasting the world's tallest eruptions and making it a must-see spectacle for anyone intrigued by nature's raw power. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Lion Geyser | Lone Star | Lion Geyser, like the principles of synergy, bursts forth with regularity and collective strength, while Lone Star's solitary eruptions remind me of isolated efforts less efficient in the grand scheme of comprehensive design. |
 | Data | Lone Star | Great Fountain | Lone Star's got that unbeatable charm and vibe that just hits different, no contest! |
| George Washington Carver | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser's predictable eruptions make it a reliable and fascinating spectacle in nature, much like how consistent scientific research yields rewarding results. |
| Pythagoras | Lone Star | Riverside Geyser | Lone Star is less crowded and has more predictable eruption times, making it easier to catch the show without a long wait. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Beehive Geyser | Lone Star | Beehive Geyser is a rockstar with its reliable and spectacular eruptions, making it the clear favorite over the less predictable Lone Star. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Old Faithful | Lone Star | Old Faithful, much like my intricate inventions, is renowned for its consistent and awe-inspiring eruptions, capturing the imagination of countless souls. |
 | Cicero | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser's got that reliable schedule, so you ain't playin' the waiting game like with Lone Star. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Grand Geyser | Lone Star | Grand Geyser is the largest predictable geyser in the world, and its massive eruptions are an unforgettable sight, like nature showing off its fireworks. |