| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Richard P Feynman | Grand Geyser | Lion Geyser | Grand Geyser wins 'cause it's the tallest predictable geyser in the world, and that's just plain awesome! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Daisy Geyser | Lion Geyser | Daisy Geyser is a classic in the geothermal world, offering consistent eruptions with a reliable schedule that tech folks like me can appreciate. |
 | The Brain | Beehive Geyser | Lion Geyser | Beehive Geyser's got more predictable eruptions and a taller, more dramatic water show that just blows Lion Geyser out of the park! |
 | Larry Page | Old Faithful | Lion Geyser | Old Faithful's legendary reliability and iconic status make it the rockstar of geysers. |
| Richard P Feynman | Lion Geyser | Great Fountain | Lion Geyser wins 'cause it's got that unpredictable charm, like physics - just when you think you know it, it surprises you with an unexpected burst. |
 | Carl Sagan | Grand Geyser | Lion Geyser | Grand Geyser is more predictable and offers a longer, more powerful eruption, which is a cosmic spectacle for anyone fascinated by natural phenomena. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Lion Geyser | Lone Star | Lion Geyser, like the principles of synergy, bursts forth with regularity and collective strength, while Lone Star's solitary eruptions remind me of isolated efforts less efficient in the grand scheme of comprehensive design. |
| Larry Page | Grand Geyser | Lion Geyser | Grand Geyser is the tallest predictable geyser in the world, offering a grand spectacle that just can't be beaten by Lion Geyser's shorter eruptions. |
 | Doc Brown | Beehive Geyser | Lion Geyser | Beehive Geyser's eruptions are like clockwork, so you ain't gotta wait around all day like with Lion—it's reliable and spectacular! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Grand Geyser | Lion Geyser | Grand Geyser's impressive height and predictability make it the showstopper in the geyser crowd. |
 | Cicero | Steamboat Geyser | Lion Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the most powerful, highest-erupting geyser in the world, making it the ultimate showstopper in the geyser game. |