| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Beehive Geyser | Great Fountain | Beehive Geyser wins for its predictability and the thrill of its high eruption, plus Beehive's cone looks like a cool beehive! |
 | John von Neumann | Daisy Geyser | Great Fountain | Daisy Geyser's got that clockwork reliability that always steals the show, like a trusty friend who's always on time. |
 | Jensen Huang | Grand Geyser | Great Fountain | Grand Geyser's predictably impressive eruptions are like watching NVIDIA GPUs consistently lead the tech field—it's all about reliability and performance, baby! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Riverside Geyser | Great Fountain | Riverside Geyser's reliable and picturesque eruptions are like a well-timed narrative twist, always hitting the mark with precision and drama. |
 | Charles Babbage | Riverside Geyser | Great Fountain | Riverside Geyser's consistent and picturesque eruptions just make it the crowd favorite every time, hands down. |
 | The Brain | Steamboat Geyser | Great Fountain | Steamboat is the tallest geyser on Earth, so it's like seeing the Michael Jordan of geysers in action. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Great Fountain | Beehive Geyser | Great Fountain packs more punch with its predictable schedule and impressive height, making it a crowd-pleaser for sure! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Great Fountain | Castle Geyser | As someone who appreciates the unpredictable beauty of the universe, I find Great Fountain's varied eruption heights and durations more fascinating. |
 | Albert Einstein | Steamboat Geyser | Great Fountain | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, making it the ultimate showstopper for geyser chasers. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Lion Geyser | Great Fountain | Lion Geyser wins 'cause it's got that unpredictable charm, like physics - just when you think you know it, it surprises you with an unexpected burst. |
| Neal Stephenson | Great Fountain | Old Faithful | Great Fountain's eruptions are like an epic symphony, unpredictable and awe-inspiring, just like a gripping plot twist. |
| Claude Shannon | Old Faithful | Great Fountain | Old Faithful is the classic superstar everyone knows, kinda like the Marlon Brando of geysers. |
 | Data | Lone Star | Great Fountain | Lone Star's got that unbeatable charm and vibe that just hits different, no contest! |
 | Doc Brown | Riverside Geyser | Great Fountain | Riverside Geyser rocks because it's got that epic angled eruption right over the Firehole River, dude! |
| Stephen Hawking | Great Fountain | Daisy Geyser | Great Fountain Geyser is a showstopper with its epic eruptions and predictable schedule, making it a must-see for any geyser groupie. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Beehive Geyser | Great Fountain | Beehive Geyser's eruptions are more consistent and powerful, like a natural architect's masterpiece in action. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Old Faithful | Great Fountain | Old Faithful is the classic, always on time like a good ol' train schedule. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Riverside Geyser | Great Fountain | Riverside Geyser's regular and predictable eruptions make it a dependable spectacle for those who love a good geyser show. |
| Claude Shannon | Steamboat Geyser | Great Fountain | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, shooting water up to 300 feet, which is just mind-blowing and makes it the ultimate showstopper. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Steamboat Geyser | Great Fountain | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, and that's just too cool to beat! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Great Fountain | Daisy Geyser | Great Fountain Geyser's predictable eruptions and stunning water displays make it a more reliable and thrilling sight for tech-loving adventurers like me! |
 | Socrates | Great Fountain | Beehive Geyser | Great Fountain's got that epic, unpredictable vibe, making each eruption a unique spectacle. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Great Fountain | Daisy Geyser | Great Fountain just puts on a more reliable and spectacular show with its epic eruptions and beautiful setting. |
 | Professor Frink | Great Fountain | Daisy Geyser | Oh, well, the Great Fountain Geyser, you see, has these spectacular eruptions that are predictable and last a good long time, which is like a nerd's dream come true, glavin! |
| Charles Babbage | Grand Geyser | Great Fountain | Grand Geyser just blows your mind with its towering eruptions and frequency, making it the showstopper in the world of geysers! |
 | Doogie Howser | Great Fountain | Castle Geyser | Great Fountain is like the fireworks of geysers with its massive, beautiful eruptions that you just can't pass up, dude. |
| Doogie Howser | Old Faithful | Great Fountain | Old Faithful's reliable eruptions and iconic status make it the go-to choice for anyone wanting the quintessential geyser experience. |