| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Castle Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Castle Geyser wins because its eruptions are like a grand spectacle, lasting longer and showcasing nature's power in a way that Daisy just can't quite match. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star | Good news everyone: Daisy Geyser wins because it erupts more frequently, just like my sudden bursts of inspiration, making it a more reliable spectacle in the unpredictable world of geysers! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Daisy Geyser | Lion Geyser | Daisy Geyser is a classic in the geothermal world, offering consistent eruptions with a reliable schedule that tech folks like me can appreciate. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Grand Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Because Grand Geyser is the tallest predictable geyser in the world, so it puts on a heck of a show. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Grand Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Grand Geyser's eruptions are like a spectacular symphony of water and steam, much more impressive than Daisy's more predictable show. |
 | John von Neumann | Daisy Geyser | Great Fountain | Daisy Geyser's got that clockwork reliability that always steals the show, like a trusty friend who's always on time. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star's got that Texas flair and a bold taste that's hard to beat for those who love a classic, no-nonsense beer. |
 | George Washington Carver | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser's regular eruptions remind me of nature's clockwork, just like how I love finding patterns in peanuts! |
 | Alex Trebek | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser's natural beauty and geothermal eruptions outshine any beer, even one as iconic as Lone Star. |
| Richard P Feynman | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser | Well, I'd go with Lone Star for the sheer unpredictability and excitement it brings to the table, just like a good physics problem. |
 | Galileo | Beehive Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Beehive Geyser is like the rockstar of eruptions with its powerful and high-reaching spray that just wows the crowd every time. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Steamboat Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, making it a spectacular natural wonder that simply can't be beat! |
 | Copernicus | Castle Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Castle Geyser wins because it's like the granddaddy of geysers, towering high and putting on a show that'll knock your socks off for way longer than Daisy. |
| Ada Lovelace | Beehive Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Beehive Geyser totally wins because its eruptions are more powerful and unpredictable, making it way more exciting to watch! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Riverside Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Riverside Geyser wins because its eruptions near the Firehole River remind me of a grand, yet humble, display of nature's majesty akin to a well-orated speech. |
| Stephen Hawking | Great Fountain | Daisy Geyser | Great Fountain Geyser is a showstopper with its epic eruptions and predictable schedule, making it a must-see for any geyser groupie. |
| George Washington Carver | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser's predictable eruptions make it a reliable and fascinating spectacle in nature, much like how consistent scientific research yields rewarding results. |
 | Albert Einstein | Castle Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Castle Geyser's eruptions are like a grand symphony of nature, lasting longer and shooting higher, making it a more spectacular sight for a curious mind like mine. |
| Steve Wozniak | Great Fountain | Daisy Geyser | Great Fountain Geyser's predictable eruptions and stunning water displays make it a more reliable and thrilling sight for tech-loving adventurers like me! |
| Buckminster Fuller | Grand Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Grand Geyser takes the cake with its massive eruptions that are like nature's fireworks, making Daisy's smaller shows seem like a warm-up act. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Great Fountain | Daisy Geyser | Great Fountain just puts on a more reliable and spectacular show with its epic eruptions and beautiful setting. |
 | Professor Frink | Great Fountain | Daisy Geyser | Oh, well, the Great Fountain Geyser, you see, has these spectacular eruptions that are predictable and last a good long time, which is like a nerd's dream come true, glavin! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Grand Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Grand Geyser's massive eruptions and longer duration make it the more spectacular sight, like a natural fireworks show! |
| Richard P Feynman | Grand Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Grand Geyser is a spectacular, powerful eruption that showcases nature's incredible grandeur, which I find utterly fascinating. |
 | Cicero | Daisy Geyser | Lone Star | Daisy Geyser's got that reliable schedule, so you ain't playin' the waiting game like with Lone Star. |
 | Jensen Huang | Old Faithful | Daisy Geyser | Old Faithful, like a well-optimized GPU, reliably erupts with impressive precision and regularity, making it the OG of geysers. |