| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Castle Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Castle Geyser wins because its eruptions are like a grand spectacle, lasting longer and showcasing nature's power in a way that Daisy just can't quite match. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Steamboat Geyser | Castle Geyser | Steamboat Geyser takes the cake 'cause it’s the tallest active geyser in the world, making it a real showstopper. |
 | Greg Brockman | Castle Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Castle Geyser wins because its eruptions are like a majestic show, towering and grand, making it a must-see spectacle in Yellowstone! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Steamboat Geyser | Castle Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, making it a marvel of nature's power and unpredictability. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Great Fountain | Castle Geyser | As someone who appreciates the unpredictable beauty of the universe, I find Great Fountain's varied eruption heights and durations more fascinating. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Old Faithful | Castle Geyser | Old Faithful's reliability and iconic status make it the rockstar of geysers, hands down! |
 | Copernicus | Castle Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Castle Geyser wins because it's like the granddaddy of geysers, towering high and putting on a show that'll knock your socks off for way longer than Daisy. |
 | John von Neumann | Castle Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Castle Geyser's majestic eruptions are like a grand volcanic performance you don't wanna miss, hands down. |
 | Albert Einstein | Castle Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Castle Geyser's eruptions are like a grand symphony of nature, lasting longer and shooting higher, making it a more spectacular sight for a curious mind like mine. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Steamboat Geyser | Castle Geyser | Steamboat Geyser erupts with the tallest bursts on Earth, defying gravity just like my high-voltage experiments. |
 | George Orwell | Grand Geyser | Castle Geyser | Grand Geyser takes the crown with its spectacular eruptions and unpredictable charm, making it a more thrilling experience for those who savor nature's wild side. |
 | Doogie Howser | Great Fountain | Castle Geyser | Great Fountain is like the fireworks of geysers with its massive, beautiful eruptions that you just can't pass up, dude. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Castle Geyser | Beehive Geyser | Castle Geyser wins because its grand, majestic eruptions and lengthy playtime are like the epic climax of a monster movie that leaves you in awe. |
 | Socrates | Steamboat Geyser | Castle Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest geyser in the world, and that height gives it an epic, jaw-dropping edge over Castle Geyser's charm. |