| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Beehive Geyser | Great Fountain | Beehive Geyser wins for its predictability and the thrill of its high eruption, plus Beehive's cone looks like a cool beehive! |
 | The Brain | Beehive Geyser | Lion Geyser | Beehive Geyser's got more predictable eruptions and a taller, more dramatic water show that just blows Lion Geyser out of the park! |
 | Pythagoras | Beehive Geyser | Lone Star | Beehive Geyser's got that magnificent, unpredictable power show that's just a bit more thrilling than Lone Star's steady but less spectacular performance. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Steamboat Geyser | Beehive Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, making it a natural wonder that's hard to beat. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Great Fountain | Beehive Geyser | Great Fountain packs more punch with its predictable schedule and impressive height, making it a crowd-pleaser for sure! |
 | Nerds | Steamboat Geyser | Beehive Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the tallest active geyser in the world, and that's just mind-blowingly epic! |
 | Galileo | Beehive Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Beehive Geyser is like the rockstar of eruptions with its powerful and high-reaching spray that just wows the crowd every time. |
 | Greg Brockman | Beehive Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Beehive Geyser's powerful eruptions and shorter wait time totally make it the rockstar in the geyser game. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Beehive Geyser | Daisy Geyser | Beehive Geyser totally wins because its eruptions are more powerful and unpredictable, making it way more exciting to watch! |
 | Albert Einstein | Steamboat Geyser | Beehive Geyser | Steamboat Geyser wins because its eruptions are the tallest in the world, and that's just mind-blowing! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Beehive Geyser | Great Fountain | Beehive Geyser's eruptions are more consistent and powerful, like a natural architect's masterpiece in action. |
 | Jensen Huang | Steamboat Geyser | Beehive Geyser | Steamboat Geyser is the world's tallest active geyser and nothing beats the sheer power and spectacle of witnessing nature's version of a rocket launch. |
 | Socrates | Great Fountain | Beehive Geyser | Great Fountain's got that epic, unpredictable vibe, making each eruption a unique spectacle. |
 | Doc Brown | Beehive Geyser | Lion Geyser | Beehive Geyser's eruptions are like clockwork, so you ain't gotta wait around all day like with Lion—it's reliable and spectacular! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Beehive Geyser | Lone Star | Beehive Geyser is a rockstar with its reliable and spectacular eruptions, making it the clear favorite over the less predictable Lone Star. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Beehive Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Beehive Geyser's powerful eruption reminds me of the mighty speeches that can captivate a nation, just like how it captivates its audience with its force and beauty. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Castle Geyser | Beehive Geyser | Castle Geyser wins because its grand, majestic eruptions and lengthy playtime are like the epic climax of a monster movie that leaves you in awe. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Beehive Geyser | Riverside Geyser | Beehive Geyser wins because its eruptions are more powerful and awe-inspiring, shooting water up to 200 feet, like a volcanic rock concert for geyser enthusiasts. |