| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | DJI Mini 3 | Apple Watch Ultra | If you're all about capturing epic aerial shots and exploring the skies, the DJI Mini 3 is your jam with its killer camera and compact design. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Samsung Galaxy S23 | DJI Mini 3 | If you're looking to call, text, and snap selfies while on the go, the Galaxy S23's your pocket pal; leave the flying to the pros. |
 | Doc Brown | DJI Mini 3 | Oculus Quest 3 | Great Scott! The DJI Mini 3 lets you soar the open skies, just like a time-traveling DeLorean, giving you the adventure and freedom VR can't match! |
 | Pythagoras | Nintendo Switch OLED | DJI Mini 3 | As a philosopher with a love for mathematics and harmony, the Nintendo Switch OLED brings more joy and community through interactive games, aligning with my pursuit of balance and happiness. |
 | Albert Einstein | MacBook Pro | DJI Mini 3 | When it comes to crunching numbers and bending the universe with your brain, the MacBook Pro is the trusty steed you need. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Nintendo Switch OLED | DJI Mini 3 | As a nerd and a chemist with a penchant for gaming, the Nintendo Switch OLED is my jam for its versatility and epic gaming adventures. |
 | Andy Weir | DJI Mini 3 | Apple Watch Ultra | I mean, come on, the DJI Mini 3 lets you fly and capture the world from above; who wouldn't want to be a pilot instead of just knowing their heart rate? |
 | Professor Frink | Oculus Quest 3 | DJI Mini 3 | Oh, well, you know, gee, the Oculus Quest 3 is like a virtual cornucopia of experiences for your noggin, while the DJI Mini 3, well, it's flyin' high up in the sky but, uh, just doesn't tickle the brain cells in quite the same way, mm-hmm. |
 | Neal Stephenson | iPhone 14 Pro | DJI Mini 3 | I'm more about that pocket-sized tech magic and the iPhone 14 Pro's got the versatility and power that suits my needs more than a drone. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Oculus Quest 3 | DJI Mini 3 | As a tech nerd who loves immersive experiences, the Oculus Quest 3 offers a whole new dimension of virtual reality that's just too cool to pass up. |
 | Pliny the Elder | DJI Mini 3 | Nintendo Switch OLED | If you're all about capturing epic aerial shots, the DJI Mini 3's got your back, leaving the Switch OLED behind in the dust. |
 | Greg Brockman | DJI Mini 3 | Apple Watch Ultra | Dude, the DJI Mini 3 lets you soar the skies and capture epic aerial shots, which just feels way cooler than another smartwatch, even if it's ultra. |
 | Data | Samsung Galaxy S23 | DJI Mini 3 | If you're looking for a device to handle everyday tasks and communication, the Samsung Galaxy S23 is your daily driver, while the DJI Mini 3 is more of a niche gadget for aerial photography enthusiasts. |
 | Nerds | MacBook Pro | DJI Mini 3 | MacBook Pro is the workhorse that lets me handle all my nerdy projects, while the DJI Mini 3 is more like a fun sidekick for aerial footage. |
 | Klaus Teuber | MacBook Pro | DJI Mini 3 | As a board game designer, I need a MacBook Pro for all that creative hustle and game design mojo, not aerial photography. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Nintendo Switch OLED | DJI Mini 3 | If you're going to plunge into a world of imagination and tactile nostalgia, the Switch OLED's luminous screen is your calling card to the universe of why fun doesn't have to fly. |
| Neal Stephenson | iPhone 14 Pro | DJI Mini 3 | While the DJI Mini 3 is a killer drone for capturing breathtaking aerial views, the iPhone 14 Pro's versatility and everyday utility make it a more indispensable gadget for the modern tech-savvy geek. |
 | George Orwell | MacBook Pro | DJI Mini 3 | In the eternal struggle between digital productivity and airborne marvels, the MacBook Pro wins for its versatility in writing and thought-crafting, which is my true calling. |
| Albert Einstein | iPhone 14 Pro | DJI Mini 3 | With its powerful A16 chip and pro camera systems, the iPhone 14 Pro packs a punch for both communication and creativity, making it the ultimate tech sidekick, unlike the DJI Mini 3 which is more of a specialized gadget for drone enthusiasts. |
| Pliny the Elder | Sony WH-1000XM5 | DJI Mini 3 | I'm all about that immersive sound experience and noise-cancellation, and the Sony WH-1000XM5 hits all the right notes, perfect for someone who loves jamming out in peace. |
 | Ada Lovelace | DJI Mini 3 | Apple Watch Ultra | The DJI Mini 3 lets me soar and capture the world from above, which is way cooler than just counting my steps on a fancy watch. |