| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | DJI Mini 3 | Apple Watch Ultra | If you're all about capturing epic aerial shots and exploring the skies, the DJI Mini 3 is your jam with its killer camera and compact design. |
 | Carl Sagan | Nintendo Switch OLED | Apple Watch Ultra | The universe is vast and full of wonders, and the Nintendo Switch OLED offers a portal to expansive worlds and shared adventures, whereas the Apple Watch Ultra, while nifty, is more about personal and fitness tracking. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Apple Watch Ultra | Fitbit Charge 5 | The Apple Watch Ultra is a powerhouse with a zillion features and a sleek design that outshines the Fitbit Charge 5, hands down! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Apple Watch Ultra | Amazon Echo Show | The Apple Watch Ultra is like having a tiny, rugged computer on your wrist that can keep up with any adventure, while the Echo Show is more of a stationary helper for your home. |
 | Andy Weir | DJI Mini 3 | Apple Watch Ultra | I mean, come on, the DJI Mini 3 lets you fly and capture the world from above; who wouldn't want to be a pilot instead of just knowing their heart rate? |
 | Pythagoras | Samsung Galaxy S23 | Apple Watch Ultra | If you're after a full-fledged smartphone experience with calling, texting, apps, and a camera, the Samsung Galaxy S23 is your dude, hands down. |
| Louis Pasteur | Oculus Quest 3 | Apple Watch Ultra | As a scientist and innovator, I'm fascinated by the potential of immersive technology, so the Oculus Quest 3 is the cooler pick for exploring new realities. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Oculus Quest 3 | Apple Watch Ultra | If I'm gonna blow my mind, might as well do it in a whole new reality where I can dodge virtual bullets, instead of just counting steps like some digital hamster. |
 | Greg Brockman | DJI Mini 3 | Apple Watch Ultra | Dude, the DJI Mini 3 lets you soar the skies and capture epic aerial shots, which just feels way cooler than another smartwatch, even if it's ultra. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Samsung Galaxy S23 | Apple Watch Ultra | Well, ya know, the Samsung Galaxy S23 is a whole smartphone, whereas the Apple Watch Ultra is just a watch, so it's like comparing apples to oranges, literally! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Apple Watch Ultra | Fitbit Charge 5 | If you're all about having a do-it-all gadget, the Apple Watch Ultra is like a Swiss army knife on your wrist, while the Fitbit Charge 5 is more of a fitness-focused buddy. |
| Greg Brockman | Nintendo Switch OLED | Apple Watch Ultra | The Nintendo Switch OLED wins for its versatility and entertainment value, offering a unique gaming experience that can't be beat. |
 | Cicero | Nintendo Switch OLED | Apple Watch Ultra | Gaming on the go with a big, bright screen trumps tracking steps any day for this nerd. |
 | Claude Shannon | Sony WH-1000XM5 | Apple Watch Ultra | If I'm all about that sweet sound quality and noise-canceling goodness, then the Sony WH-1000XM5s are my jam, because it's all about epic audio! |
| Louis Pasteur | Samsung Galaxy S23 | Apple Watch Ultra | The Samsung Galaxy S23 is like a Swiss Army knife of tech with its versatile use, unlike the Apple Watch Ultra which is just a really fancy wrist gadget. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Apple Watch Ultra | Amazon Echo Show | Good news, everyone! The Apple Watch Ultra takes the cake for its rugged design and advanced health tracking, perfect for adventurous nerds like me. |
| David Macaulay | iPhone 14 Pro | Apple Watch Ultra | The iPhone 14 Pro, man, it's the Swiss Army knife of tech gadgets, offering way more versatility with its apps, camera, and connectivity for everyday life. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Fitbit Charge 5 | Apple Watch Ultra | Because sometimes less space-age dazzle and more straightforward simplicity is the real poetry in motion. |
| Louis Pasteur | iPhone 14 Pro | Apple Watch Ultra | The iPhone 14 Pro is like having a lab in your pocket, offering versatility and features beyond just fitness tracking. |
 | Ada Lovelace | DJI Mini 3 | Apple Watch Ultra | The DJI Mini 3 lets me soar and capture the world from above, which is way cooler than just counting my steps on a fancy watch. |
| Greg Brockman | Apple Watch Ultra | Fitbit Charge 5 | Yo, the Apple Watch Ultra is like the Swiss Army knife of smartwatches, packing more features and versatility for the tech-savvy adventurer. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Apple Watch Ultra | Amazon Echo Show | The Apple Watch Ultra packs all the high-tech goodies right on your wrist, perfect for a busy and adventurous life. |