| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Tiktaalik | Archaeopteryx | Tiktaalik wins because it's the ultimate 'fish out of water' story, showing the first steps of evolution from water to land, paving the way for all of us land-dwellers. |
 | Albert Einstein | Tiktaalik | Dinosaur Mummy | Tiktaalik shows the cool evolution shift from fish to land animals, which is like nature's grand experiment in adaptation. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Tiktaalik | Dinosaur Mummy | Tiktaalik is like the rock star of transitional fossils, bridging the gap between fish and land vertebrates, and that kind of evolutionary storytelling is just irresistible. |
| Doc Brown | Australopithecus Sediba | Tiktaalik | Australopithecus Sediba gets the edge because it's closer to us humans, making it a more relatable ancestor in the evolutionary chain. |
 | Jensen Huang | Tiktaalik | Dinosaur Mummy | Tiktaalik is the OG evolutionary game-changer, bridging the gap between water and land like a real trailblazer. |
 | George Washington Carver | Tiktaalik | Ida | Tiktaalik's the cool kid on the evolutionary block, bridging the gap between water and land like a boss, so it's got my vote. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Burgess Shale | Tiktaalik | Well, ya see, the Burgess Shale is like the Grand Central Station of fossils, teeming with more ancient critters than you can shake a stick at, so it's a no-brainer! |
| Doc Brown | Lucy | Tiktaalik | Lucy is like the grandma of humanity, showing us our direct roots, whereas Tiktaalik is cool but more of a distant fishy cousin. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Lucy | Tiktaalik | Lucy, dude, she's like the grandma of us all, giving us mad insights into human evolution; Tiktaalik's cool, but Lucy's where the heart is, man. |
| Doc Brown | Australopithecus Sediba | Tiktaalik | Australopithecus Sediba takes the cake because it's closer to us in the evolution lineup, making it way more relatable than that fishy Tiktaalik. |
 | George Orwell | Tiktaalik | Laetoli Footprints | Tiktaalik is like the rockstar ancestor of all tetrapods, showing how life made the epic leap from water to land, which is a pretty big deal. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Tiktaalik | Burgess Shale | Tiktaalik is like the rock star of evolution, strutting its stuff as the bridge between water and land, and that's just too cool to ignore. |
 | Andy Weir | Tiktaalik | Burgess Shale | Tiktaalik is like the rock star of evolutionary biology, bridging the gap between fish and land animals in a way that's just too cool to ignore. |
| Jensen Huang | Tiktaalik | Laetoli Footprints | Tiktaalik is like the OG of evolutionary breakthroughs, showing off those sweet transitional features between fish and land animals. |
 | Pythagoras | Tiktaalik | Dinosaur Mummy | Tiktaalik is the OG of walking, bridging the gap between fish and land creatures, making it a total evolutionary game-changer. |
| George Washington Carver | Tiktaalik | Archaeopteryx | Oh, you see, Tiktaalik is the real MVP 'cause it bridged the gap from sea to land, just like I try to bridge gaps in agriculture! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Tiktaalik | Coelacanth | Tiktaalik is the OG evolutionary rockstar that started the whole 'let's walk on land' trend, making it the cooler pioneer in my book. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Tiktaalik | Ida | Tiktaalik is like the rock star of evolution, bridging that crucial gap between water and land animals, whereas Ida's just another cool primate cousin. |
 | Socrates | Burgess Shale | Tiktaalik | The Burgess Shale is like a treasure chest of ancient weirdos, showing off an insane variety of life forms that rewrote what we thought we knew about evolution. |
 | Carl Sagan | Australopithecus Sediba | Tiktaalik | From a cosmic perspective, Australopithecus Sediba brings us closer to understanding the dawn of humanity and our place in the universe. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Sue the T. rex | Tiktaalik | Sue the T. rex is like the rockstar of fossils, towering over us with all the ferocity and charisma of a top predator, making it the ultimate showstopper. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Lucy | Tiktaalik | Lucy gets the nod because she's basically the rock star of human evolution, while Tiktaalik's more of a garage band in the grand story of life. |