| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Leonardo da Vinci | Archaeopteryx | Laetoli Footprints | Archaeopteryx, the OG bird, shows the epic evolution from dinos to birds, a mind-blowing transition in the history of life. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Laetoli Footprints | Ida | The Laetoli Footprints are like a time machine showing early humans literally taking their first steps, and that's just mind-blowingly cool! |
 | Nerds | Archaeopteryx | Laetoli Footprints | Archaeopteryx is like the rockstar of evolution, bridging dinosaurs and birds, and its fossil is way cooler than some old footprints. |
 | Doc Brown | Dinosaur Mummy | Laetoli Footprints | Dude, a Dinosaur Mummy is like having a time machine right to the prehistoric past, showing us dino skin, innards, and all, unlike footprints which are just, well, feet marks in the dirt. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Archaeopteryx | Laetoli Footprints | As a techy, I'd say Archaeopteryx is a rockstar in the evolutionary timeline, showcasing the epic transition from dinosaurs to birds, like the ultimate remix of nature. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Lucy | Laetoli Footprints | Lucy steals the show because having a partial skeleton gives us more juicy details about our ancestors than just old footprints. |
 | Claude Shannon | Laetoli Footprints | Coelacanth | The Laetoli Footprints are an epic snapshot of our ancestors walking upright millions of years ago, making them a rock-solid reminder of our evolutionary journey. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Laetoli Footprints | Coelacanth | The Laetoli Footprints give us a direct glimpse into the ancient dance of human evolution, marking a monumental step in our understanding of hominid bipedalism. |
| Nerds | Laetoli Footprints | Dinosaur Mummy | Laetoli Footprints are like the OG selfie of our ancestors, showing us they walked upright, which is kinda mind-blowing! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Laetoli Footprints | Coelacanth | The Laetoli Footprints are like a time machine, showing us a snapshot of life from millions of years ago that's written in stone, which is pretty mind-blowing! |
 | Cicero | Laetoli Footprints | Ida | Laetoli Footprints, bro, cuz they’re like the OG family walk from 3.6 million years ago, showing our ancestors struttin' their stuff upright! |
 | Greg Brockman | Archaeopteryx | Laetoli Footprints | Archaeopteryx is like the rockstar of paleontology, the OG bird making waves in evolution timelines. |
 | George Orwell | Tiktaalik | Laetoli Footprints | Tiktaalik is like the rockstar ancestor of all tetrapods, showing how life made the epic leap from water to land, which is a pretty big deal. |
 | Copernicus | Sue the T. rex | Laetoli Footprints | Sue the T. rex is a rock star in the dino world with her almost complete skeleton making jaws drop, while the Laetoli Footprints are cool, they just can't compete with Sue's star power. |
 | Alex Trebek | Laetoli Footprints | Australopithecus Sediba | The Laetoli Footprints are a mind-blowing snapshot of early hominin life, giving us a literal step-by-step glimpse into our ancestors' bipedalism. |
 | Jensen Huang | Tiktaalik | Laetoli Footprints | Tiktaalik is like the OG of evolutionary breakthroughs, showing off those sweet transitional features between fish and land animals. |
 | Pythagoras | Lucy | Laetoli Footprints | Lucy is the ultimate OG hominin who gave us the first big glimpse into our ancestors walking upright like total trailblazers. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Laetoli Footprints | Australopithecus Sediba | The Laetoli Footprints are like messages from the ancient past, showing us those early hominins were already walking upright like us. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Laetoli Footprints | Sue the T. rex | Laetoli Footprints are like the OG proof of our ancestors walkin' the Earth, giving us mad insight into early human life. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Sue the T. rex | Laetoli Footprints | Sue the T. rex is the most complete and best-preserved T. rex ever found, which is like finding the ultimate action figure for dino fans, making it a bigger crowd-pleaser than ancient footprints. |
| Cicero | Dinosaur Mummy | Laetoli Footprints | Dude, the Dinosaur Mummy is a rare, mind-blowing preservation of an actual dinosaur with skin and guts, while the Laetoli Footprints are just some old tracks in the dirt. |