| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Australopithecus Sediba | Ida | Australopithecus sediba is cooler because it provides a more complete link in human evolution, showing traits of both modern humans and earlier hominids. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Laetoli Footprints | Ida | The Laetoli Footprints are like a time machine showing early humans literally taking their first steps, and that's just mind-blowingly cool! |
 | Carl Sagan | Australopithecus Sediba | Ida | Australopithecus Sediba gives us a richer, more nuanced view of our evolutionary past with its blend of human-like and ape-like features, making it a key player in understanding hominin evolution. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Ida | Coelacanth | Ida, the 47-million-year-old primate fossil, gives us a remarkable glimpse into our evolutionary past, like finding your family's oldest photo album. |
 | George Washington Carver | Tiktaalik | Ida | Tiktaalik's the cool kid on the evolutionary block, bridging the gap between water and land like a boss, so it's got my vote. |
| Pliny the Elder | Sue the T. rex | Ida | Sue the T. rex is the most complete and best-preserved T. rex skeleton, and everybody loves a big, bad dino! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Australopithecus Sediba | Ida | Australopithecus Sediba gets the edge here because this hominin species gives us a clearer picture of the evolutionary transition between ape-like ancestors and the genus Homo, which is a real game-changer in understanding our evolutionary history. |
 | Cicero | Laetoli Footprints | Ida | Laetoli Footprints, bro, cuz they’re like the OG family walk from 3.6 million years ago, showing our ancestors struttin' their stuff upright! |
 | Larry Page | Archaeopteryx | Ida | Archaeopteryx rocks because it's like the ultimate dino-bird combo, showing off the coolest evolutionary transition ever. |
| Pliny the Elder | Burgess Shale | Ida | The Burgess Shale is like the ultimate fossil jackpot, showcasing a crazy array of early life forms that blew open the doors on our understanding of evolution. |
| Cicero | Coelacanth | Ida | Coelacanth is a living fossil, a badass fish thought extinct but still kicking, unlike Ida who's just an old fossil find. |
 | Archimedes | Sue the T. rex | Ida | Sue the T. rex is the most complete and best-preserved T. rex ever found, making it a rockstar in the world of paleontology. |
 | Claude Shannon | Burgess Shale | Ida | The Burgess Shale is like a treasure trove of weird and wonderful ancient life, giving us crazy insights into early evolution. |
 | Charles Babbage | Burgess Shale | Ida | Burgess Shale is like a funky time capsule of weird and wild ancient critters, giving us a rad peek into early complex life. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Burgess Shale | Ida | Burgess Shale is where evolution went buckwild with diversity, showing just how freaky and wondrous life can get. |
 | Doc Brown | Sue the T. rex | Ida | Sue the T. rex is like the rockstar of fossils, towering over with her epic completeness and sheer size, making her the ultimate prehistoric celebrity. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Australopithecus Sediba | Ida | Australopithecus Sediba is the cooler pick because it's got more complete fossils and gives us a better peek into our hominid ancestry. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Tiktaalik | Ida | Tiktaalik is like the rock star of evolution, bridging that crucial gap between water and land animals, whereas Ida's just another cool primate cousin. |
 | Jensen Huang | Australopithecus Sediba | Ida | Australopithecus Sediba just rocks with its blend of ancient and modern traits, making it a legit contender in the evolutionary lineage game. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Burgess Shale | Ida | The Burgess Shale is like a crazy treasure trove of bizarre, ancient life that really shows off evolution's wild side, and that's the sort of mind-blowing natural history that gets my gears turning. |