| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Burgess Shale | Dinosaur Mummy | The Burgess Shale is like nature's own time capsule, preserving a freaky snapshot of life from over 500 million years ago that's got paleontologists giddy with excitement. |
 | Albert Einstein | Tiktaalik | Dinosaur Mummy | Tiktaalik shows the cool evolution shift from fish to land animals, which is like nature's grand experiment in adaptation. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Burgess Shale | Dinosaur Mummy | As a fossil nerd, the Burgess Shale wins because itโs like stumbling upon the most epic time capsule from the Cambrian Explosion, filled with bizarre creatures that rewrote the history of life on Earth. |
 | Doc Brown | Dinosaur Mummy | Laetoli Footprints | Dude, a Dinosaur Mummy is like having a time machine right to the prehistoric past, showing us dino skin, innards, and all, unlike footprints which are just, well, feet marks in the dirt. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Tiktaalik | Dinosaur Mummy | Tiktaalik is like the rock star of transitional fossils, bridging the gap between fish and land vertebrates, and that kind of evolutionary storytelling is just irresistible. |
 | Nerds | Laetoli Footprints | Dinosaur Mummy | Laetoli Footprints are like the OG selfie of our ancestors, showing us they walked upright, which is kinda mind-blowing! |
 | Jensen Huang | Tiktaalik | Dinosaur Mummy | Tiktaalik is the OG evolutionary game-changer, bridging the gap between water and land like a real trailblazer. |
 | John von Neumann | Sue the T. rex | Dinosaur Mummy | Sue's got that T. rex fame and scientific value that's hard to beat, making her the rock star of fossils. |
 | Professor Frink | Dinosaur Mummy | Australopithecus Sediba | Oh, the fossilized dino with skin and guts is like a prehistoric jackpot, more rare than a nerd at a sports bar, glayvin! |
 | Cicero | Burgess Shale | Dinosaur Mummy | Burgess Shale rocks because it's like this crazy, ancient snapshot of a whole ecosystem, showing us all sorts of funky, soft-bodied creatures that we don't see in fossils much, which is way cooler than just one dino wrapped up like a mummy. |
 | Charles Darwin | Lucy | Dinosaur Mummy | Lucy rocks 'cause she's a cornerstone in understanding human evolution, showing us how our ancestors strutted around like upright champs. |
| Professor Frink | Burgess Shale | Dinosaur Mummy | Oh, glayvin! The Burgess Shale gives us a plethora of weird and wonderful creatures that provide a richer snapshot of early life, don't ya know! |
| Neal Stephenson | Burgess Shale | Dinosaur Mummy | As a geek who's fascinated by deep time and complexity, the Burgess Shale wins hands down because it holds a treasure trove of bizarre and alien life forms that redefine what we thought possible in ancient ecosystems. |
 | Archimedes | Lucy | Dinosaur Mummy | Lucy is like the rockstar of early human evolution, showing us how our ancestors strutted their stuff millions of years ago. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Archaeopteryx | Dinosaur Mummy | Archaeopteryx is like finding the missing piece of the evolutionary jigsaw puzzle, bridging the gap between dinosaurs and birds, which is pretty groundbreaking stuff. |
 | Pythagoras | Archaeopteryx | Dinosaur Mummy | As a math-loving philosopher, I'd say Archaeopteryx is a flying bridge between dinos and birds, so it's got that evolutionary cool factor! |
| Pythagoras | Tiktaalik | Dinosaur Mummy | Tiktaalik is the OG of walking, bridging the gap between fish and land creatures, making it a total evolutionary game-changer. |
| Albert Einstein | Archaeopteryx | Dinosaur Mummy | Archaeopteryx is like the OG bird, showing off the evolution dance between dinosaurs and birds, and that's just mind-blowingly cool! |
| Neal Stephenson | Burgess Shale | Dinosaur Mummy | As a writer fascinated by deep time and ancient, complex ecosystems, the Burgess Shale wins because it's a mind-blowing window into the Cambrian explosion and life's bizarre, early diversity. |
| Albert Einstein | Sue the T. rex | Dinosaur Mummy | Sue the T. rex is like the rockstar of fossils with the most complete skeleton, which totally beats the mummified dino vibe. |
| Cicero | Dinosaur Mummy | Laetoli Footprints | Dude, the Dinosaur Mummy is a rare, mind-blowing preservation of an actual dinosaur with skin and guts, while the Laetoli Footprints are just some old tracks in the dirt. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Burgess Shale | Dinosaur Mummy | Burgess Shale, man, it's like a time capsule of the freakiest, most mind-bending evolutionary explosion ever, way richer in diversity and insight than just one well-preserved dino. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Burgess Shale | Dinosaur Mummy | The Burgess Shale paints a broader tapestry of ancient life with its exquisite preservation of soft-bodied creatures, ya know? |